Last nite i had DATY with a provider and loved how smoothly shaven she was.  after finishing up i went to the bathroom and found a wet towel with blood stains on it.  also, there was some blood stained toilet paper in the waste basket. She claimed that it was from a bump on her head but it most likely was a result of a recent shave.  Now i'm feeling quite nervous about the risk of hep and hiv.  
Are providers shaving immediately before the date?  I shaved once right before a date, butchered my face and ended up spending the next hour trying to control the bleeding.  My suggestion to providers is  to shave the night before or earlier to decrease the risk of transmission of blood-borne disease.  Now i feel i have to use a condom at home until i get checked out.

I am up real early, so shave during my first morning shower and, after I dry up I cover my whole shaved area with preparation-H lol

It stops the bleeding (if any) immediately.

P-H is a bit stingy but takes care of the tiny cuts.

Then, by the time I have my first appointment in the afternoon, is all healed and smooth.

Neosporin works too!

you've not only paranoid, but also suffer from other disorders, as we will explain.

1st, you notice how smoothly shaven she is.  Most people might think this is evidence of a recent shave, but not you.  You find blood stained materials in the bathroom instead, but never ask yourself if she might be the long lost Manson sister.  

Do we assume she got blood all over them since the last time she emptied the trash, but you still didn't notice any nicks or blood on her puss?  She explains it was from a bump on her head, but apparently you didn't look.

So from this description, you want to know  generally, what is the Provider Shaving Memo?  I'm sure a random lady will know exactly what went on, because you know, they all do exactly the same thing all the time.  We just don't have the Memo here with us.

Your disorder is called incredible amazing stupidity.

Next, this makes you nervous BECAUSE once upon a time, you shaved, and butchered yourself.  The nervousness is called spasticisty, and anybody that cuts themselves repeatedly with a small knife and still can't figure it out, is a spastic.  (You're too messed up to be a masochist.)

So you think we should change the Provider Shaving Memo, because now you feel you have to use a condom at home.

Let's do this experiment.  Before we change the Provider Shaving Memo, why don't you pull a condom over your head, all the way to your ankles (yes, all the way down) and walk around the house a couple weeks, and see how well it prevents disease?  Send us a memo.  Write up you experiment.  You may be a condom-head.


Our prescription is that you should call 911.  When the cops arrive, explain everything to them.  Tell them Dr Fill prescribes that you should be put into a straitjacket for your own safety, taken to the drunk tank, and forcibly administered a 12 pack over 1 hour.  And tell them you CAN'T BREAK THE CONDOM.

Next time, what you should do is, ask yourself, which do I like more, pussy, or fear of disease?  Faar of disease, or pussy?  Pussy/disease/pussy?  If it's pussy, you go out.  If it's disease, you stay indoors & tremble.  If it's pussy, you're a horndog.  If it's disease, you're a pussy.  Either way, you win.

Do this BEFORE you go out, or even before you shave.  Saves you lots of cuts, and saves us all the nerves.  Even if we don't get the silly stories for our grandchildren.

And thanks for coming on the show.

My kitty is always shaved and very smooth.

But, when I have a client with facial hair - either with the scruffy looks or a mustache - DATY is painful!!!!

Yesterday, I had a dinner date with one of my regulars - he is a WONDERFUL kitty eater!

But, for some reason, he adopted the scruffy looks.

It is sexy as hell but it feels like millions of tiny needles on my tender skin.

He is very passionate - I just can't get enough of his tongue - but I had to push him away from my kitty many times because the pressure of his scruffy beard was making me scream.

So guys, SHAVE please!

If you have a shadow or a big mustache that is wiry and prickly, please trim it down and use some moisturizer to make it soft to the touch.

Our pussies will LOVE that!

I've been shaving the cooter since I was a teen, and can count on one hand the number of times I have nicked myself down there. Meanwhile, I can't shave my legs without a knick or two or three or four. If she bled enough to bloody a towel, I seriously doubt that she nicked herself in the giggly region. If she had nicked herself down there badly enough to bleed all over a towel, I am sure you would have noticed.

While it's common for me to nick my legs shaving on occasion, it's rare for me to nick the cooch.. whether that's because I'm more careful there, or because it's shaped differently or textured differently.. idk, but I agree that if that had been the source of the blood, you'da noticed. I think she probably nicked herself shaving her legs and was embarrassed to admit it, or perhaps she actually did bump her head..

I do agree with your advice, that shaving right before a date is probably not the safest, for us gals as well, because shaving can open up tiny pores/cuts that go unnoticed and invisible. However, most of us plan ahead and shave well in advance.

XoXo
Marea

i'm talking here about minimizing risk.  but you spend significant time and effort to make a stupid joke and attempt to diminish the relevance of my comment.  yes i understand in the end this hobby is a risk/benefit analysis. i'm simply trying to maximize benefit and minimize risk.  but forum rats like you constantly make sarcastic comments that serve no purpose at all!  

I didn't notice any sarcasm in Dr. Fills post !!

This guy is making me paranoid by just reading his message.

I've shaved right before a date and never nicked myself down there, not to the point of bleeding.


If all that blood was from a recent shave, don't you think this guy would've noticed it during DATY?

I think given past reports here on the boards, the risk of contracting anything from providers, is very minimal compared to civies.
Have you looked to see the cut on her head? or did you just assume the blood came from her playground? Instead of jumping to conclusions, calm yourself and ask your un-answered questions. Your Paranoia is what will get you into trouble at home, and then you will be blaming the provider. With the amount of clients we see, we all have to be careful.

First off, I don't shave, but when the occasion comes that I need to rid myself of the bush, I wax. I nicked myself once, and was so horrified by the pain that I never want to have a razor near my nether-regions again!

But, I agree. If I had cut myself down there bad enough to see that much blood, I would have canceled the appointment! Friction on an open wound? OUCH!

Maxine

Read my post in the thread above - do LASER - no blood, no having to shave again.  (Maybe once every few months to catch a few strays.)

Giggle,
TS Jamie  

If I had shaved the night before and met a client, he would look like he fell in a briar patch.

-- Modified on 10/5/2007 4:56:10 AM

I SECOND that! Talk about 5 o'clock shadow down THERE! LOL

Conditioner makes facial hair soft and comfy.