A friend of mine who is my age successfully claims to be ten years younger. Over 100 reviews, and not a person has mentioned it. Really?! She looks great, but certainly not 28. Like other ladies who are honest about our age, sometimes we second guess ourselves... if it's this common and blatant, aren't guys automatically adding 5 years to our posted age?
However if I lied about my age I would probably increase it. Why? I'm a lady who would rather meet someone who is surprised by how great I look at my age, than to meet someone disappointed that I am my age.
I recently posted a thread under my regional ad. It stated that I was disappointed in the 8 new reviewers. Not to get into specific details, but she is a new provider. Anyways, my thread was subjected to the reviewers, and not the provider. As a matter of fact, I gave the provider a 9 in performance, as with her similar ratings.
However, I simply stated that her real posting age is incorrect. I am no idiot, I can tell if a provider is 25 or 34. Let's not kid ourselves. I mean, if a provider is claiming to be 25, she better be 25, and not 34. That is a big difference to some people.
I got a couple of responses back. One response said he saw her and even openly admitted that she may be in her early 30's, and said "so what". Another response was obviously intoxicated by her sexual spell, and his goggles weren't correctly working that day. He said, he is certain that she is 25. That dude needs to self-evaluate himself before making such a definitive claim. I mean, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to tell if someone is 25 and 34.
My rant continues. My whole thread was to be informative as possible in the reviews. I am always informative in my reviews, and will not leave any details out. Hell, I even got a couple of negative responses saying that I am somehow attacking the provider. First, I never attacked the provider. I didn't even mentioned her name. And my review of her was more than exceptional.
To keep it simple and short. I am not gonna lie in any of my reviews. I state it as how I see it. I will not be influence and intoxicated by a providers sexual prowess, even if she got a 9. If I were lying, hell, I would be lying to myself and to other hobbyist. And, I ain't that kinda guy that likes to lie to myself. "so what", "does it even makes a difference", hell yes it does. I was expecting to see a provider in her early 20's, not someone in their early 30's.
It is important to keep the profile and review of a provider as accurate as possible. For example, if I bought a new computer, I want it to be new, not refurbished or used. As with reviews, tell the fucking truth, I don't fucking care how wonderful the experience was, if she is in her early 30's, tell the fucking truth, and stop kidding yourself. If you lie, fuck me, you are only lying to yourself. Hell, if I don't bring it up, sooner or later, someone else will. So, thank me now mother fuckers!
and "So Fucking What"?
i've watched the ads of some favorites give posted ages that have decreased by half a dozen years in the last 3-4 years.
there is a lot about the hobby that is about the illusion being plausible: things need not be literally true. they just need to be plausible....
unless you grow up and realize that, you're going to wind up ans one of these bitter misogynistic alias posters who has nothing to say unless they can hide.
no thanks from me!
If you know the age is wrong on a profile, file a problem report, and report it in your review.
I have seen at least one profile in the past where the age was listed as 18-21 but the profile went back at least 4 years. hmmmm. Was she underaged when she started? I think ter can get in trouble for that. Granted that situation is more rare (though obviously a problem), but most of the age discrepencies are with 30 somethings listed as 20 somehtings, and 40 sometings listed as 30 somethings.
It is more important that the photos are current but it does make a difference. You should fill out a problem report in addition to bringing it up in her review. Age isn't necessarily a deal breaker for me, but for others it very well could be.
Don't blame it on the lady though as she did not write her profile her first reviewer did. It is our job as hobbyist that use TER to fill out those problem reports when we know of error or out dated information in a ladies profile. (Except for maybe her menu as that could be YMMV.)
However, I simply stated that her real posting age is incorrect. I am no idiot, I can tell if a provider is 25 or 34. Let's not kid ourselves. I mean, if a provider is claiming to be 25, she better be 25, and not 34. That is a big difference to some people.
I got a couple of responses back. One response said he saw her and even openly admitted that she may be in her early 30's, and said "so what". Another response was obviously intoxicated by her sexual spell, and his goggles weren't correctly working that day. He said, he is certain that she is 25. That dude needs to self-evaluate himself before making such a definitive claim. I mean, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to tell if someone is 25 and 34.
My rant continues. My whole thread was to be informative as possible in the reviews. I am always informative in my reviews, and will not leave any details out. Hell, I even got a couple of negative responses saying that I am somehow attacking the provider. First, I never attacked the provider. I didn't even mentioned her name. And my review of her was more than exceptional.
To keep it simple and short. I am not gonna lie in any of my reviews. I state it as how I see it. I will not be influence and intoxicated by a providers sexual prowess, even if she got a 9. If I were lying, hell, I would be lying to myself and to other hobbyist. And, I ain't that kinda guy that likes to lie to myself. "so what", "does it even makes a difference", hell yes it does. I was expecting to see a provider in her early 20's, not someone in their early 30's.
It is important to keep the profile and review of a provider as accurate as possible. For example, if I bought a new computer, I want it to be new, not refurbished or used. As with reviews, tell the fucking truth, I don't fucking care how wonderful the experience was, if she is in her early 30's, tell the fucking truth, and stop kidding yourself. If you lie, fuck me, you are only lying to yourself. Hell, if I don't bring it up, sooner or later, someone else will. So, thank me now mother fuckers!
Here is a problem with a lot of "hobbyists", they loose perspective.
Yes, every once in a while there is a client that actually is tall, dark, handsome, smart, successful man who could get laid within minutes of walking into any bar on the planet.
But its rare.
Absolute majority would be that lonely dude who is seating at the bar, making awkward conversation or none at all.
Then he discovers the Hobby. OMFG. All these women who knock themselves over for a chance to spend an hour with him. Half a dozen of reviews later he actually believes that he is God's Gift To Women.
Another half a dozen of reviews and he starts comparing women to computers, auto shops or restaurants.
Get over yourself. If none of the reviewers pointed the age discrepancy its kinda obvious that her age was the least important factor in their encounters. If her age is THAT important to you, state it in your booking request. Say "i expect you to be 24 years old and if you are a day older than that I will be walking out."
Ask her for birth certificate, library card, high-school yearbook, but for fucks sake stop bitching!
The End.
It's only funny because it's true.
And any fool knows that women shaving years off their age is common practice, and certainly not exclusive to hookers. My last girlfriend turned 25 three years in a row. My mother has been 49 for half a decade.
Noted above in another response - the given age need only be plausible - if she posts 24 and could pass as 24, then no harm no foul. Her name is not "seductive Sasha" or "Alluring Alexis" or whatevr-the-fuck either, but who gives a shit. The only truth I need from a ho is the pictures match reality and one or more orifices are willingly made available at the advertised price. If she's hot and fucks like an Irish bar maid she has delivered. If honesty is a requirement, try -
The wide-open, lawless parameters of this "industry" foster a fertile breeding ground for sleight of hand on all sides. I'm almost positive I've never met a woman whose stated age was correct. Is that right? Probably not, but we ALL know the gig and make mental adjustments for it. One of my (retired) faves' profile showed her 36-40 when I know she was 46.
It's not right, but you've always hit the option of walking out, and bitching about it is like saying you're going to fill the Grand Canyon one pebble at a time.
You did your piece and reviewed her.
Your "LOOSE" perspective is typical
Did you forget your being paid to get fucked by Homer Simpson? You are looking the gift horse in the mouth....but on the boards you drivel your sexylicious pics and dribble so you can get fucking paid to fuck that lonely dude who is SITTING at the bar!
For fuckings sake
Thats not to say that women older are not hot I just feel like when I am 30 I am going to be a lot differant then I am now!!Hope fully like fine wine I will get better with age.lol
5 years not so much, 10 years yes it makes a difference. I don't expect a provider to be the exact age she posts, but sometimes I'm looking for an experience with a certain age group and then it is important. I appreciate the differences between a 20 something and a 40 something but would like to know beforehand.
But some providers can have that information removed from their reviews and they can get their WHITE KNIGHTS to drool all over the boards for them.
BTW..I saw your note on the thread regarding multiple appointments a day...I have been working my civy job quite a bit lately but do want to reply. I'm going hiking in a few and then I have to watch kentucky beat the heels but sometime this weekend I will write you back.
Why should ladies feel the need to lie about their age or weight? Guys will fuck them no matter how old or heavy or thin they are. Right guys?
However, I simply stated that her real posting age is incorrect. I am no idiot, I can tell if a provider is 25 or 34. Let's not kid ourselves. I mean, if a provider is claiming to be 25, she better be 25, and not 34. That is a big difference to some people.
I got a couple of responses back. One response said he saw her and even openly admitted that she may be in her early 30's, and said "so what". Another response was obviously intoxicated by her sexual spell, and his goggles weren't correctly working that day. He said, he is certain that she is 25. That dude needs to self-evaluate himself before making such a definitive claim. I mean, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to tell if someone is 25 and 34.
My rant continues. My whole thread was to be informative as possible in the reviews. I am always informative in my reviews, and will not leave any details out. Hell, I even got a couple of negative responses saying that I am somehow attacking the provider. First, I never attacked the provider. I didn't even mentioned her name. And my review of her was more than exceptional.
To keep it simple and short. I am not gonna lie in any of my reviews. I state it as how I see it. I will not be influence and intoxicated by a providers sexual prowess, even if she got a 9. If I were lying, hell, I would be lying to myself and to other hobbyist. And, I ain't that kinda guy that likes to lie to myself. "so what", "does it even makes a difference", hell yes it does. I was expecting to see a provider in her early 20's, not someone in their early 30's.
It is important to keep the profile and review of a provider as accurate as possible. For example, if I bought a new computer, I want it to be new, not refurbished or used. As with reviews, tell the fucking truth, I don't fucking care how wonderful the experience was, if she is in her early 30's, tell the fucking truth, and stop kidding yourself. If you lie, fuck me, you are only lying to yourself. Hell, if I don't bring it up, sooner or later, someone else will. So, thank me now mother fuckers!
I'm not a stickler when it comes to age, so to me the fudging on age is no big deal. As long as the pictures are spot on, I'm good to go. The hobby has never been about only fucking young girls.
On the one hand, I try not to worry about what others are doing, and instead just focus on my own business. I believe this the appropriate way to run ALL businesses - whether we are talking about the hobby or not.
On the other hand, in the hobby, I feel like I'm penalized for being honest, and that kind of sucks. My website, TER profile, drivers license and birth certificate all agree that I'm 41. I even submitted a problem report to TER to increase my age on my profile as my first reviewer lowballed it (not on purpose). And yet, I know that many men probably assume I'm really at least 45 because they assume that we all lie about our age.
Then my annoyance is compounded by the fact that I absolutely could lie about my age, and no one would know -- I DO look much younger than 41 (if anyone who has never met me wants to flame me for saying it, bring it on - there are LOTS of men and women reading this who have met me who will vouch for me on this). I was carded just last week; I have a 21 year old daughter, and the waitress thought we were sisters.
So like I said, I'm conflicted. I'm comfortable being honest about my age, and I know it brings me business - LOTS of men prefer mature providers. BUT, I also know that some potential clients automatically rule me out based solely on age (or the age they erroneously assume I am) when they may not otherwise if they saw me in person first. And I do think it's 'unfair' for other providers to lie about their age, but I understand that life is unfair, and I should just pull up my big girl panties and move on. So that's what I try to do. But every now and then it still annoys me.
and you NL, are living proof of that.
I give you kudos for your honesty.
If it is any consideration, I think that the most valuable clients will be those who appreciate a woman with experience.
but to shave off 9 is false advertising and is just wrong. There is a big difference between 25 and 34 physically and mentally, generally speaking of course. And here's something that I bet most girls who lie about their age haven't thought about. Did you ever think that a guy actually wants to spend time with someone older and more experienced or more sexually aware of herself? Did you ever think that an older guy like me wants to spend time with someone who I might have something in common with? The bottom line is that when I think 25 I think one thing. When I think 34 I think another. If' I'm shopping I'd like to be able to make my choice based on accurate info. That said if you're hot, I'm gonna fuck you anyway lol. But still...
That is just there stage age, and stage weight. you can't tell much with those two numbers anyway, within a reasonable variable.
Here's a story:
For about a 3 year period, I had to go to lots of doctors (over 20) with repeat visits to each. Every visit, I'd get weighed- by an RN or LPN that weighs people all the time. I always aak them to estimate my weight before I step on th scale. Never was anyone within 10%. Never.Some were over 20% off.
S anyone that says they can acurately guess weights needs to go to works for a carnival.
It's all about representing youself. If you fudge your stats so bad that it becomes a misrepresentation, then you suck. But the most important thing is accurate photos- a picture says a thousand words.
HH
NO ONE has been able to guess my age within 10 YEARS for the last 20. Many people have been over 20 years off. (I ask all the time)
these numbers... are just that
HH
If a lady's photos are accurate then a guy can look and make up his own mind. It's commical when a guy gripes "her photos were accurate but I was disappointed that she XXXXXX". THEN WHY DID YOU SEE HER!!!!!
On the age part: there was a lady in a large city a few years ago. She had nothing but excellent reviews, and a lot of them. She advertized herself as in her (upper) 30s and no one griped in their reviews.
Then her real age came out--noticably higher. Amazing how many guys who had written rave reviews--and seen her multiple times--tripped over each other to retract everything good they had say. Somehow we were to believe that the great experience they wrote about were all lies--or were their revisionist descriptions the lies.
If she looks like what she showed you, and you had a good time, who should really care what her age/weight/national orrigin/favorite breakfast really is?
Amazing how many manly men are crybabies.
I see a wonderful young spinner of a gal whose site says that she is 18. It has said that now for almost 9 years that I am aware of.
Here's the kicker, she could still pass for 18 in anyone's book. (Asian gals are like that, bless them.)
So, why make such a big deal of it?
By the way, on the carnival thing, it's a scam and here is how it works.
While standing in line to go on the scale, you will find yourself standing on another scale which is hidden by a mat or carpet so that you are unaware. A compatriot of the carny can read your weight and flash what it is to the carny using sign language.
Clever, eh?
Here's the kicker, she could still pass for 18 in anyone's book. (Asian gals are like that, bless them.)
So, why make such a big deal of it?
By the way, on the carnival thing, it's a scam and here is how it works.
While standing in line to go on the scale, you will find yourself standing on another scale which is hidden by a mat or carpet so that you are unaware. A compatriot of the carny can read your weight and flash what it is to the carny using sign language.
Clever, eh?
Truth...I never liked you, and I always will
How poetic. The contradiction embodies how we all feel, consciously or not.
On another note, the best I've had was from a now retired mature provider who advertised as much younger. I'm ever so glad I wasn't a stickler for detail.
only at the lower ages where 17 will get you 20.
There is NO honesty in this hobby. It's all a lie, and smoke and mirrors. Hobbyists are fools.
A friend of mine who is my age successfully claims to be ten years younger. Over 100 reviews, and not a person has mentioned it. Really?! She looks great, but certainly not 28. Like other ladies who are honest about our age, sometimes we second guess ourselves... if it's this common and blatant, aren't guys automatically adding 5 years to our posted age?
However if I lied about my age I would probably increase it. Why? I'm a lady who would rather meet someone who is surprised by how great I look at my age, than to meet someone disappointed that I am my age.
but have the skills, wisdom and compassion of a lifetime.
The whole package, so to speak.
Under age you ought to put: timeless
Sorry to be sounding so shill-like everyone, but Sola is just that great.
said they were certain she was 25...NO ONE.
Also as for not attacking the provider...that is complete Horse Pucky. You spent three paragraphs attacking her before you brought up the reviewers and their "sins".
I will again say that you are not ABSOLUTELY sure of her age...You can't be without seeing an id or proof of birth. So to take this to a second forum looking for someone to agree with you after the posters on the DC board basically told you that you were wrong is just pathetic. Especially now that you are lying about me and other guys who responded to your original post.
You make flat out false claims about me her and I encourage people to go back and read the original post and the responses you got to see what was actually said, not what you have falsely posted here.
As for calling out reviewers for not accusing this lady of lying about her age...well, let me just say this: if I am not sure and I mean POSITIVELY sure, I am not going to accuse someone of lying about their age. And while you may think you are the arbiter of all ages and apparently you believe you are the only one who can correctly tell anyone's age and are in charge of calling out all of those who can't, get over yourself.
Thank You? Not likely. Pity Your Arrogance. Likely.
Looks to me like the OP is an ASSCLOWN sans alias. 
HH
I did not see any attacks in the first three paragraphs.
I pity your arrogance, too.
Both of you need to get over yourselves.
BTW she does not look 25...to me more like 35.
But just like Yoko said..it is all in the eyes of the beholder.
Also as for not attacking the provider...that is complete Horse Pucky. You spent three paragraphs attacking her before you brought up the reviewers and their "sins".
I will again say that you are not ABSOLUTELY sure of her age...You can't be without seeing an id or proof of birth. So to take this to a second forum looking for someone to agree with you after the posters on the DC board basically told you that you were wrong is just pathetic. Especially now that you are lying about me and other guys who responded to your original post.
You make flat out false claims about me her and I encourage people to go back and read the original post and the responses you got to see what was actually said, not what you have falsely posted here.
As for calling out reviewers for not accusing this lady of lying about her age...well, let me just say this: if I am not sure and I mean POSITIVELY sure, I am not going to accuse someone of lying about their age. And while you may think you are the arbiter of all ages and apparently you believe you are the only one who can correctly tell anyone's age and are in charge of calling out all of those who can't, get over yourself.
Thank You? Not likely. Pity Your Arrogance. Likely.
To say that you should add 5 yrs to the posted age of most providers is an over-generalization. Many DO have their real age listed, & just as many do not. While I agree that shaving off 10 years is a bit much, is 2 or 3 years really that big of deal? I use to advertise 3 years younger than I really was, but discovered in the last 2.5 years, that a great many gentlemen actually prefer the older ladies sometimes, & I actually get more business now that I am 31(and advertise as such), than I did when I was 28(but advertising as 25).
Most people guess my age to be younger, sometimes by as much as 5-6 years younger & when I go into the adult "porn" store here in my town, which is 21 & up, I still get carded, lol.
As far as weight, I think some guys just aren't good as guessing, & some ladies just go with what they weighed last time they checked. Some fluctuate a lot, some not much at all. You'd think by looking at recent pics, you could tell if someone is really the 115lbs that they advertise, versus really being 140lbs in person...
better to lie 5-10 years than lie about your WEIGHT , 10-20 pounds .......post your dress size ...I know from buying civies clothes that i want to see them in ,that size 5 or less is optimal size 7 only if they are 5'9" or taller
...met up with a provider one time. Put the donation envelope on the table, then excused myself to the restroom to freshen up. When I returned, she was standing there... envelope in hand... with a disturbed look on her face. The following conversation went like this...
She said... "We have a problem here. The donation is $100 short."
My response... "How so? Your ad says you're 25 years old & 100 lbs... when you're actually 35 years old & 140 lbs. So, when you said it would be $350 for a hour... I just figured you really meant $250."
...needless to say the session didn't go very well.