...I'm buying my ATF the latest Prada's, doing a little charity work at the Children's Hospital, registering as a Democrat in preparation for Hilary's nomination and buying condoms in the bulk family size.  I not just saying that to score points here with the ladies and my fellow knights in shining amor [sic}.  I'm just a painfully honest guy and not afraid to cry with these sad puppy dog eyes.  Thanks for letting me share my feelings and when you see a big red heart this holiday, think of Holeydiver.  I gotta get started making the baked goods and dollies.  Only a week to go, you know.  I guess you can say everyday is Valentine's Day to me.  I think a Friends rerun is on now. Gotta go.  BTW, anyone know how to get chocolate stains out of an apron.  Silly me!

to celebrate:

Singles Awareness Day! - a we celebrate being free of the complications and conditions of romantic commitments!

Happy Singles Awareness Day everyone!!!!

Oh wow that's nice maybe we should swap recipes. I'm doing my secret recipe chocolate oatmeal macadamia nut cookies dipped in chocolate too! WOW I didn't know so many would be baking. LOL. I have remarked before that Valentine's day is my favorite holiday. Because it's all about me.  How many of you men really expect elaborate gifts from your...sweetie? Isn't the whole point gifts for "her" so she will spend xtra time making you really happy? That's always been my take on it, well at least after the age of 18 of course.

you forgot to say that you are also going to rescue dogs and cats at the local animal shelter... take em for walks and what not...

Totally false plans for the totally false holiday! lol!!!  bwahahahahaha!  and me not shining... me green!

Friends has a Chicks With Dicks episode?!?  I didn't know that!  O Holeydiver can we watch it together?

I already think of you every time I see hearts, you silly.  And you don't have to buy me Prada.  Just give me the pleasure of taking you from behind.  BTW, are you sure those are chocolate stains?