I was 17.  2nd serious GF, but first sexual partner. was at her home in the living room. she was on the sofa with her legs draped over my shoulders. was tonguing her honey pot. her little brother (age 11) came in. he was supposed to be at little league practice. neither of us heard him come in the room (her thighs were squeezing my head). he didn't say anything, just turned and walked away.  thankfully, he never said anything to their parents

and for the exact same reason. lol

I a nice guy I never nasty but I do finish last .

Once while cross-country skiing with a woman we thought we pretty far away from civilization so we found a snowdrift to warm each other up. Some guy walked by on snowshoes. It was strange. Probably stranger for him.

So I was going at it big time with my wife of that time, when the door opens and the maid walks in. My wife freaked out and later gave me a ration of shit as to why I didn't flip the security lock on. Actually I thought it was pretty funny. It certainly gave the maid something to talk about, and as an aside since I was young and horny, I never lost my erection.  Ciao!

came in with do not disturb sign outside on door.
My honey was ridin CG, hopped off of me stone naked and tore into the cleaning lady who she scared the shit out of. She ran out of the room before she saw me in bed.

I have come close a couple times in getting caught, though I have put on a couple shows unknowlingly and smiled when I was approached. My senior year in college I decided to bring home my GF and we mopped the house up. Both of were everywhere and she goes her little box hurt though still wanted it. My first experience in another place. A month later both of decided to visit my home and have some food with the parents. I was not embarrassed thought my GF face said it all. My mom comes in with a big brown paper bag and states to my GF with a smile I think these are yours. Once her face turned red I was like what is it. She just handed me the bag and I looked in and it was her lingerie that got stuck between some cushions. I just started laugh. Now with the same GF I was at her parents place and her bedroom was upstairs where the converted an attic into a nice living space. About 3/4 up the steps was a room to store canned food. We were both naked after getting some exercise and her mom walks up the stairs says hello how are you two doing all i could respond is were are good and my GF goes what we having for diner. After her mom walked back down the stairs I looked at my Gf and she goes nothing will be said and not to worry. She was right. Only thing is her dad made some kick as shine wish I got the formula.

My parents were in Europe my senior year. They left my sister and me home alone. I ended up with the school slut at my house. Was fucking her in the family room. My sisters bf walked in. He of course told everyone. I  was mortified. She was pissed. Bad timing.

She had two kids so Sunday morning we were frisky. We were spooning an the lil girl came in. Quickly pulled an hiked up my underwear. But the link girl didn't know we were doing the nasty.

I cut school and decided to have some friends over and my high school boyfriend.
Got caught by my mom she came home early from work.
I was grounded for so long.lol No phone no going out nothing

My fucking roommate, who was supposed to be gone, walked in on us as I was on top of her just slaming away. He said, "Oh, give me a fucking break!" and she just laughed. That's probably why I stopped having roommates and I discovered that she loved to have sex while strangers watched. I miss that girl!

I've had that happen a few times, where they ignore the "Do not disturb" sign and try to come in or bang on the door. Even on trips that weren't hobby-related. They are stopped by the door guard, but it's unnerving, even when you're not with a client. You think about the things they could have interrupted. Lo

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I think you are dating yourself a bit.  

Hell, I'd love to date her too.

I know I am not a bit surprised.

Should the bed spring a leak, melt a polyester leisure suit to make a temporary patch.

I saved you the trouble

but I still have the Mao Jacket!

Housekeeping!  A few years ago, I was on vacation in Las Vegas with a provider friend and one morning, the housekeeping lady walked in on us while we were doing CG.  Needless to say, she got an eye full!  

Well, have several good (at least fairly good stories) Heard but never seen... 1)I was sleeping with this girl, we went to her mother's house (mom knew about us) Mom went to run some errands, so the girl and I snuck to the bathroom. She was sitting on the counter, and we were going at it. Meanwhile, her kid woke up, and started knocking on the bathroom door. She wouldn't let me stop.. She just kept hollering out answers to her kid. Told the kid that she had "a cut" and I was looking at we. After I came, we got dressed, and went out, the kid was still standing outside the door.  
2)Another time, another girl, was at her place, her roommate was home in her own bed. My girl was riding CG, and she reaches out, grabs the headboard, and uses it for leverage, so it bangs on the wall...
3) my girlfriend was over at my place, and we were screwing one night, and guess it got a little loud. My next door neighbor was passed out drunk, and we woke him. He thought there was a fight, so got up, walked outside to see what was happening.. After several minutes, he realized what was happening. He told me about it the next day...