What are some of the thing you guys do prior to datas?  Especially if you know it's going to be a long one?  
Work out?
Have a few drinks?

Shower, shave balls in shower.   Shave face.   Put on clean clothes.

Read her reviews before booking.

2) Wash my ass.
3) Brush my teeth.
4) Fill my wallet.

when they shower, does it take a lot of extra effort to do so? I mean really, how can you miss unless you shower backwards.  

the faintest smell of poop while I'm DATY. It's very rare but it removes any possibility of DATO or a F/TIHA, even if she enjoys it.

Except for the body wash, your pre session routine is EXACTLY the same as mine, right down to taking a swig of mouthwash as I get out of the car and holding it until right before entering her building or hotel.

do you use tequila for a body rinse? Lol

it's NoB ... get it right! You know I'm sensitive!

You're referring to Dining At The Ankles, right?

and try drinking your tequila instead of bathing in it, that might cure all that uber-sensitivity you suffer from. lol

as its usually not my titties that get this value added service. Its sorta like a blue toast, only for her titties ... and trust me, I don't miss a drop!  

1) Brush teeth
2) Make sure not to floss which can cause bleeding
2) Gargle with hydrogen peroxide  
3) Shower with extra scrubbing below the belt front end rear
4) Watch some porn to get my libido turbocharged
4) Leave the house 10-15 min early  
5) Check $$$, phone, wallet in the car

Well let me rephrase, I never drink cheap tequila straight. I know what kind of cheap crap they put in margaritas, but just like I would never waste good vodka by putting it in a bloody mary, I wouldn't waste good Anejo in a margarita either, unless of course the name of the chica you are "tasting" happened to be named "Margarita". lol

About an hour before the date, I go to my hotel room, shower, brush my teeth, and get dressed. Make sure all the details are taken care of, and I am at my most handsome. Let's face it, if I were dressed in shorts, t-shirt and smelled like I had spent hours walking around in the Las Vegas sun, gambling and drinking, I probably would not here the magic words "get comfortable".

Oh yes! Here it is:

I bet you it was most likely before the first time the Eagles broke up, and that was a LONG time ago. lol

with weights and minimal cardio (got to save the energy for play time).

I take a full shower as close to the date as possible with special attention to junior, his balls, and his trailer.  This way my during-date shower can be really short.  
 
Then I stop off somewhere on the way to pick up a chilled bottle of white wine
 
Then about 10 minutes before I arrive, I start chewing some gum, which is always in the car.  
 
Then as I'm hearing the heels come up the hallway to the door, I swallow the piece of gum.  
 
 
Now, I literally just recently started manscaping, so I think that trimming up a day before will have to be added to the regimen.  

despite preconceptions.  It takes planning and preparation, as even the littlest thing could throw things off.  

These days I take a nap as well.

I was really trying not to embarrass you.

2) Gargle with hydrogen peroxide  

Always shower just before leaving for the appt.  I've been complimented a few times that I'm very clean.  Well, I use personal wipes after the toilet...  always.  
On occasion I've brought soft soap & a hand towel to appointments... I leave them... because I want her to know my hands are really clean.  (You want to put your fingers WHERE exactly?)    

Rent was tight but their pussies weren't.  Maybe cause and effect?

Is that if you're expecting rimming from the provider, you get out the preparation H and start shrinking your hemorrhoids.  If they're puffy some girls like to suck them rather than lick, which can be painful rather than pleasurable.

Nothing like a good riding crop to the hemorrhoids. Such wonderful pain. To improve that sensation, BBBJ at the same time is excellent.  
Like a sweet and sour sensation.  

I worked out a couple of hours prior to my last encounter. About 30 mins before the visit, I got a bad case of the thirsties, so I headed over to a grocery store for bottled water, which I finished just as she texted me the apt #. While talking with her, I wound up excusing myself to the bathroom 3 times in 50 mins (#1 only, of course). After that I hopped in the shower and we started sexy times. Moral of the story: if you work out, stay hydrated!

... a confirmation via the provider's preferred communication method..  
And with my regulars a check in 1 hour before.

she's staying at a Motel 6? Run?

The gals all tell me how much they love my banana.

what the fuck?

Honestly I have no desire to DATO or be DATO'd, but your comment did get me thinking about a few times I have DATY with complete olfactory satisfaction, but then flip her over for some doggie and "there it is."

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The first thing I do when I get the incall location is check Google street view and satellite views for nearby street parking, google maps and ads for parking garages in the area, and hotel website for their parking situation. Hard to explain to and SO why your car is ticketed or towed in a place you aren't supposed to be.  

And not necessarily in any particular order:

ball sack/ass crack hygiene.When a woman mentions  length, I prefer that she's not referring to my nails lol

You called?

How much more casual can sex be than meeting a total stranger that you have never even spoken with, only texted and/or emailed a couple of times, having sex with her for an hour or two and then leaving, and in many cases not only never seeing her again, but never even knowing her real name? That's pretty fucking casual if you ask me.

I addition to all the hygiene steps mentioned, 30 minutes before the agreed time take the blue pill