But if you don't mind me asking...why are you a provider?

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than anything else, because its the truth for me.  Doing this allows me to have the freedom to travel whenever I want, spend my days doing whatever I want, and not worry about money.  I had a part time job for a month and I tried to get out half an hour early to go to a dentist appointment and let them know a few days beforehand and they told me to cancel it.  This was one of those jobs where you had a different schedule every week and if you wanted a day off (you only got 3 days a month) you had to schedule it in advance without knowing if you were working that day or not, but either way it would still count against you.  So I quit after a month, getting paid minimum wage and not being able to go to my dentist appointment and not having a regular schedule wasn't worth having a job for appearance purposes and it cut into the job that was actually paying my bills.  Everyone talks about how low wage workers are just lazy bums who don't work hard enough, well I equate it to slave labor, horrible job to have and getting paid pennies.

I can  tell as big an online  fabrication or lie as well as anyone when I'm  on the keyboard .  
   I'm not the kind of actor who will  lie face to face , unless I have a minimum twenty million dollar contract and plenty of time to rehearse my lines .  

  When a provider I just met  asks  why a famous guy  like me  books hookers  ,  I seriously wonder if she's a shrink in disguise or writing a book .  

 When a provider I just met  gives me an OTC overnight after my first hour date ,  because she read through my posts on my  online fabrication vine , I'm the CEO of a  major talent agency , only to find out by asking questions in the morning , while she's cooking my breakfast  , I'm the night janitor at taco bell , the fantasy is gone for both of us and my  eggs are over cooked .  
 
   No Intrusive Questions Avenue is a two way street .

   Everyone should realize that , unfortunately  most  people  look in their own mirror , and see a different reflection .

  Thanks for the light bulb flash Florida  , I'll name my  next internet dating site   fuckfirstnoquestions.com

  Seriously ,  most people buying advice books  will buy a whole series while  never following  the first instruction . That's  why my  "How To do Anything "  books are so successful .  

  In other words , most people who are inherently nosy will read your words while  never following  your good advice .   Thank the Heavens for call block !      

Posted By: Florida_Evans

Guys, you ask too many questions!  
   
 Say there's this provider you just booked with.  You email or call her and ask her a million questions.  For example, "Why are you a provider?" Or "Why did you retire then come back?"  
   
 Seriously?!  
   
 If we answer this honestly, it kinda kills the fantasy!  The only good answe to this is, "Because I'm so horny that I quit my job as CFO of Oracle."  
   
 These questions just make both people feel like crap.   Do you really want to know that your provider was in a tough bind and needs some cash to get out of it?!  Does this make the session sexier to you?! :0

Or tell the honest truth and risk losing money.

Explain when they began escorting and things like this. Dont be shocked if they cry.
You ask about my crazy life. I am not gonna lie and tell you ai am a ivy league trust fund baby from bel aire whom.sees one ckient a month for fun.  
I will tell you about being homeless runaway at 15'
Living with a forty year old man who tied me up w duck tape to chairs every day.
Eating at soup kitchens with him. Sleeping in a mattress in a crowded storage room hevlived in.  
Never holding down a job in 32 years. Having bipolar. Constantly getting arrested for being a chins at 15 -18'
Being drawn ti un safe dangerous situations.
Repeatedly.
Doing a bid in state prison.  
Watching my dad get diagnose w a terinal illness als an lung cancer whilst being in solutary confine ment for 52 days with a slit a meal gets tossed in .  
The terrible things I lived through.  
Only to find myself in this beautiful high rise on water. Going to bed early not even smoking cigarettes!
Working my ass off too get to this tougher standard of providing where alot is expected and your an actress.
Waking up and actually being the happiest and most stable in 32 years.  
Grateful to be abke to simply pay this high rent. Eat well and have a pet I go to great ends to be sure gets any and all best toys vet care excetcize .
To be asked how or why I arrived here.
For how lobg?
And why still trouble with what to some is so easy.
I have cried in front of clients before. Saving for an apt trying to buy a bed. Peopke whom arw fortunate to have hadva smooth go of it,  
When they assume I have a STILL not completely furnished home.
Assuming its my iq or organization.
Theyd never fathom how hard I work to jusr get an apt and feet on ground.
So many un compassionate souls that I meet. Never will I sugar coat or apologize for being me. I am proud to not be a robot thats never had life experience.  
Nothing in a school will teach what you learn through living through things.
And surviving.
I act wel for time booked.
But if you pry you l get an earful.
My escort biography has nothing to do with having a great session.
If guys wanna go there. Its sometimes not gonna be the fairy tail of wine and roses.