Those of you who know me, or have met me in the past know I am very liberal in my way of thinking and doing things.
I have no problem seeing gents who are large or obese.  
I have no problem seeing guys who are uncircumsized.

I DO have a problem when the 2 are combined, and you neglect cleaning yourselves beneath your foreskin!

Recently I had an appointment and in the middle of the appointment while kissing the family jewels, I noticed a large chunk of %#*@$ sticking out from beneath his foreskin.

Now I am a polite, and tactful individual here, but even I could not stop myself from gagging, and telling him he needs to clean himself off here.
Being as large as he was, I just got up and did it myself. Making sure I pulled every centimeter back from the head, and then some, I made sure he was CLEAN! BUT..............
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS!!!!!

Which makes me come to a decision which will make most of you very un-happy campers.
BBBJ? I don't think so. CBJ is more my line of thinking now!
This experience has totally grossed me out, and I have been gargleing with peroxide, and 100% proof alchohol ever since. I can't seem to get that vision out of my head, and just the thought of seeing that again makes me feel like losing my cookies.

GENTLEMEN...PLEASE make sure you are clean when we come to meet you!
If I have to spend the extra time in making myself presentable, then an extra 10 minutes for you guys to do the same isn't that much to ask!

now I need a few shots!

xoxo
Lusty

Sorry to hear about your bad experience with a client. I enjoy men of all shapes and sizes and have been lucky enough to have dates with men who are well groomed, take care of their body regardless of their weight and treat me with the highest regard. Hopefully this was a one time thing and more men who are hygenic and wonderful to be with will come your way!
--Sitara Devi

I mean I've heard/seen $#!% stains on sheets, wash cloths, etc... and not that that's more acceptable but I have never heard of anything this gross... Ewwwwww

I know it's a very important public service announcement but what a gross out.

-- Modified on 5/28/2008 8:12:03 PM

Everyone should be aware of their hygiene.  Good hygiene not only prevents grossing out your friendly provider, it keeps you healthy by preventing infection.  Bacteria and fungi LOVE to grow where it is dark and moist...and that doesn't just mean a lady's vagina. Besides being gross, these minor infections can be spread through sexual contact.

Personally, the smell of urine and/or ass makes me gag.  The last thing I want to do is wrap my lips around a member that smells like that...covered or not!

If you smell booty, keep in mind what your are smelling is the e-coli bacteria.  This bacteria, then, can be transmitted during sex to places it doesn't belong.  This is the same for both men and women!

Please, please, please.....fellas, for the physical and mental health of your lovely honey for the evening, be clean!

Sorry, you had to go through that Lusty!  Have a shot for me....bad mental image you've left me with!

Play safe.

As the old saying goes. If you don't like your job, don't complain, find another one.

Then again, you probably don't have any skills to find another job!

When did posting on a public board become polite and tactful? Airing one's dirty laundry in public is never polite. Then again, we are in an era of saying and doing ridiculous things in public without grace and class.

In my experience the women who don't care about a man's hygiene don't care much about their own either.  If this is the type of girl you want to see, Craig's list is there for you...

LMFAO !!!! Funniest Fuckin' post in ages!!!!!

I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard!

No shit !!! Whats up with  dogging  Lusty for being honest ?  I am sure it was not a comfortable subject for her to post as it would not be for myself .
But the truth is the truth . She is trying to help others awareness .
The blah blah blah  person  hiding behind the alias must have issues to  take her post out of context .
Mel & Zayha  I agree with you  100 % and thank you again for posting this .. It may make a difference to many !!!

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As some of you know I've worked in Europe often the last 3 years. Most European men are uncircumsized. And, just like you, some are visiting directly fom work.

So, when they won't/can't take a shower and I think they need one I do something special a London provider taught me.

After he undresses and before we head to the bedroom I take him to my bathroom. I step him up to the sink, caressing/kissing him along the way and run comfortably warm water. I generously lather my hands with LOTS of soap and then.......I gently wash all his little bits with my hands. THOROUGHLY.

Yep, it works every time. They are totally aroused and squeaky clean.

I don't care if this is a service. I'm not putting my mouth on anyone who doesn't have enough respect for himself or me by not practicing good hygience. NO amount of money is worth it.

Mr. Alias...I do hope you call Craig's list.

Just My Two Cents,
Anneke

Is that why you hid behind an alias?  At least she used her own handle.

Swim

Obese or not, I can't imagine showing up to see a lady in that condition, or any other time, for that matter.

You can shave it, powder it, or stick flowers in it. When you're done, it's still an asshole.

chair if he cannot hold himself up to wash thoroughly.

Other than that there is no excuse for anyone having bad hygeine like that.  It is not like he has to find a river to bathe.

And you couldn;t get it for free, or else you wouldn't be here, would you?
Sucks to be you.

with some clients. Doesnt matter what age. When they dont care for their hygiene, you cant be polite, simply tell them "sweetie you need to freshen up" take them in the bathroom, run the water get the soap and talk with them as they clean their ass about being clean when they come see you. you must inspect, you smell, just like mother and you comtinue with your session. Believe me they will be apologetic, the next time they come see you they'll tell you "I cleaned-up", however you make this part of your ritual with them.  they must go in the bathroom and freshen up. some still need tough mothers love.

I love to DATY...  there is nothing better than having a beautiful and willing partner squirm with pleasure under the coaxing of a tasty licking and sucking....  it is VERY intimate...

BUT!  I have been with more than one lady who has failed to understand that there are odors.... well, lets just say they cannot be cleaned by a simple "wipe" (Even with Charmin!!! lol)....   if incall, or outcall, a brief "freshen up" Session with a washcloth and soap would greatly enhance the session - and this is why I prefer to take a shower before play....   I know that there are "odors!"  and I WANT the attention to Jr. and the boys...

There are more than one provider on this board who insist on a gent having a shower prior to the fun part of the session.... and quite frankly - it is no problem... even if I just showered!  so lady.... I agree!!!  but it is a reciprocal arrangement!

oh, and for those who enjoy the 'malodor' - more power to ya!

Why is it..........
That I get the feeling.........
You're a girl.................................



-- Modified on 5/29/2008 11:14:58 AM

I will ask a guy to clean up after all I make sure I'm clean for him. However I'm not sure a guy would want his mother to do the things I do lol

Cereal, that it.

I have had that happen only a few times but I said, "You know, it's hot in here. Are you hot?" His response, "No, I'm fine." Continue to kiss. "But I'm hot and feel like I need to clean up again. Let's take a shower." If he says "no" again, guess what? I'll tell him that he's probably been sweating from the drive over here and sometimes pants get tight when you're legs are together driving for any length of time. Usually, thank goodness, they have said, "Oh, I'm sorry" and will clean up. I point out the wonderful, non-allergenic soap for him and I already have a washcloth on the sink and one on the bedstand. I also ask if I can clean him since it's such a sensual thing to do. Believe me, I clean every inch of it. I feel bad but I'm not going to have cottage cheese with my pinenapple, thank you.

Hugs,
Ciara

the first insult you think of is that she must somehow be lacking in education or skills to find another occupation? What makes you think she doesn't have a job and this isn't just to pad her wallet a little extra?

I'm so tired of the men who can't defend themselves in a reasoned argument and must instead rely upon ad hominem attacks, which are cheap attempts to end the argument when they themselves cannot think of a reasoned response to trump what the other person has said.

Maybe if you were educated more, you'd know this. Hell, maybe if you had some control over your emotions, you'd attempt to try and counter her post in a rational way.

Maybe you don't possess half the skills she does and you suffer from poor hygeine yourself. If so, let us all introduce you to the concept of soap and water. They can be very helpful. Maybe by using those you won't have a problem with the ladies you pay.

Katie

If someone showed up at my place smelling nasty or looking nasty just like you described.

I promise to send them right back where they came from because I have ZERO tolerance for unkempt appearances & odors.ZERO.
I spend plenty of my precious time making myself look & smell pretty for you, the least you can do is WASH UP & put on a clean shirt .
 Please Don't assume because I do what I do that I don't have an education or any other skills to make a living .
How do you think I paid for it all ?
Now days
I do it for fun & because I can .
It also  doesn't hurt to make a little extra money too.

Using an alias to talk S**t, ooooh you must be a real bad ass.

Musta been there for months....cuz it was HUGE! It was about as big as my thumb.

xoxo
Lusty

This guy is not someone who cleans up after himself.  He just does not care about being clean "down there", and nobody telling him otherwise will change that.

OTOH I always like to take a quick shower before the session to freshen up, even though I sit in a office all day.   I like to be totally clean since I can understand what not smelling totally clean down there would be a negative for many.

At a recent session that I had, I walked in the room, dropped the money on the counter, and told the woman I was going to quickly wash up in the shower.   During the session she told me that initially she was not liking the fact that I did that because I did not look dirty or unscrubbed, but then said she appreciated how clean I was, and took extra special care of me.

So in my mind the extra few minutes that it takes to be "squeeky clean" are well worth it in terms of what happens.

Or try and save some part of the evening, by taking care of it myself? I am not like some of the ladies here who don't give a fig what you think if they smell a little ripage on you, or see a bit of toilet paper stuck to your ass. I will politely excuse myself for a warm rag and clean you up myself without ruining the moment for you.
THAT'S HOW MUCH I DO NOT WANT TO RUIN YOUR EVENING BY EMBARRESSING YOU!
BUT THIS IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY! NOT mine-to make sure your polished, and smelling good, not tasting of sweat, and this afternoons 3pm sit in the restroom for a half hour.

You put ME on the spot to either shut up and deal with it, or walk away with a disgusted look on my face! WHICH would YOU prefer I Do? Gagging while I clean You up? Watching me walk away with your 'gift' and then being labeled a snatch and run? Baby I had 2 kids, and I know how to wipe asses, so is THAT how you want to be treated?
THEN I SHOULD BE FORWARNED!
I DON'T DO those kinds of Fetishes!

Am I pointing fingers at you? or are you admitting you can't even REACH yourself to clean yourself up? Don't you dare call me untactful! I have a HELL of a lot more class than you do if your going to sit here and tell me I shouldn't have put this out here!
THIS was ONLY a reminder of some of the things we ladies have come across and have continually asked you (the hobby) to PLEASE make sure you are clean when you meet with us.
Word gets around when one of you meet with us and you stink, or god knows what else. One of these days someone is going to get you back with a 3 day old smelling rose garden for you to dive bomb into- Toilet paper sticking, stubble growth and bowel stench encrusted all for you.

I apologize for my language gentlemen, but this was one day I could have gone without. I did everything right, and wasn't even given the courtesy of a clean playing ground to frolic in.


Lusty

THANK you for expressing my same sentiments.
CLEAN is SO much more better, and lightens the mood so much more when we all smell good.
I wouldn't dare go on an appointment without first showering.
When we are all on the same page...life could be SO much more tastier!

xoxo
Lusty