Those Japs be FREAKS.

then with urine or shit stains.  I doubt they were from school girls, though.  More likely, grandma's earning a few extra bucks.  

PANTY-HOSE.  You're getting bargain-basement gif's somewhere.  LOL

This seems right up his alley

"Police said the bags weighed more than 360 kilograms (794 lbs), equivalent to 345,000 condoms, according to VTV."
that's the weight of the still dirty ones. After the contents are discarded and cleaned up, the weight is going to be less.  

Oh yeah, that's my neighbor's house.

One of the funniest movies of all time. Keep up.

Isn't it a bit rude to provide the used condoms, even if free, without at least having a garden hose provided to rinse them off?

Please bring me some garden hoes to clean out condoms!  

hypothetical.  A guy just spent the afternoon with his favorite provider and drops two loads.  He is for all purposes, empty of semen. Then he goes home and his wife wants sex, but he knows he can't produce another load yet, so having a condom that already had a load in it could provide the cover he needs to fool his wife into thinking she was his only sex that day.  

What the hell ?

their wives have learned that visual evidence trumps a good "story" any day.  A friend of mine that is married keeps a supply of score cards in his car from his country club.  He tells his wife he is going golfing, is gone for five hours, and then when he returns he tosses the completed score card on the table and shows her what a GOOD day he had.  She never has even a hint of suspicion.