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I miss someone's old alias... I think it was Cheesy Laqueef. eomteeth_smile
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Squeezylabeef2206 reads

As I sit here in the airport waiting for my plane to board, I'm reflecting on the last several days.  I stayed in a hotel with the wife and kids that two some odd years ago I stayed in alone, and met four different providers in the scope of 5 nights, and had an absolute blast!

Sex on balconies, frolicking in the pool and hot tub, kissing in elevators, rubbing sun tan lotion on amazing breasts in skimpy bikinis, sex in all kinds of positions, cumming in all sorts of ways, all kinds of holes violated, wow!

My biggest fear was that a hotel employee that was there a couple years ago would've remembered me being with several women in the lobby night after night, and then pulling my wife aside to let her know what he or she saw.  Fortunately it never happened.  It was probably not the smartest idea to stay there but the memories were fantastic!

Damn!  Just had to share that.

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palomamontecarlo791 reads

Won't be that indiscreet... But those sessions sound like a lot of fun :))

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Posted By: palomamontecarlo
Won't be that indiscreet... But those sessions sound like a lot of fun :))
Man they were!  Getting discovered by neighbors, such a blast!

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inicky46678 reads

what about this one?
Not for the weak of stomach.

Related Link: Joan Rivers' Vagina

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Tobi Telford715 reads

Also, can "goo bazooka" be the counterpart to ladyboner around here from now on?

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inicky46568 reads

I think it may have been one of mine, reserved for posting under Squeezy and known to all.  I loved creating new aliases that riffed on funny handles.  Although mine could also have been BeefyLaSqueeze.  Or both.

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Fridays117587 reads

That I had previously seen a provider at and fucked her in the same room on the same bed.  (We had a few hours to kill before picking the kids up from preschool and since her Mom had been staying over for.  Months, both of us were beyond horny.  ;)

that was about 5 years ago.  She never knew I had been there before.  I felt kinda weird about it, but kinda excited too.  The provider performed better IMHO...

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Squeezylabeef562 reads

...absolutely nothing from the wife (not surprising) on this trip so I couldn't compare.

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