This little rant in the link below is funny, but it sounds like it was written by a pro. Maybe it's because I grew up in a totally different era, but the notion of getting a bj after buying a girl one beer is really hard for me to fathom.
I get what you're saying about a different era, and different expectations.
But I can think of, at least, a half dozen personal (non pro) women friends of mine that could have easily written this. And, I would not be even slightly surprised to find that one of them had. It is very funny. And, so I hear anyway,....lol.....often true.
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