Two guys are driving to work one day when they spot two dogs getting it on, doggie style, on the front lawn.

One guy says to the other: "Hey have you ever tried that with your wife?  It's really great."

The other guys says: "No I haven't but I think I'll approach her tonight."

The next day they're back off to work and the first guy says to the other:  "Well, how'd it go with you wife last night?"

The guy answers: "Well, it took 3 martinis and 2 joints to get her to do it, but it was great!"

First guy: "It took all that for her to do it doggie style??"

Second guy: "No, to get her to do it on own front lawn."

What makes it even more amusing...

... is that the reporter's name is Bush...

..would tie up a 911 line to report that?