An Eyeful a day keeps the doctor away

By JONATHAN HATYER

STARING at women's breast is good for men's health
and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals.

Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at
women's breast is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.


A five-year stidy of 200 men found that those who enjoy a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less
heart diease and slower pulse rates compared to those who
did not get thyier daily eyeful.

Dr. Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine: Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout.

"Sexual excitement get the heart pumping and inproves blood circulation.

There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier.

Our Study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stoke and heart attack in half.

We believe that by doing so consistenly, the average man can extend his life four or five years.

Good news, I then should live forever.

It's still my daily workout.

-- Modified on 9/5/2003 7:38:31 AM

I guess I get double the benefit by going to a gym where women wear tight spandex outfits with ample cleavage showing with visible nipple protrusion...problem is that it is socially unacceptable to "gaze" at a woman's breasts. As Jerry Seinfeld stated, cleavage is like the sun, you don't stare at it, you can only take quick peeks.