If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section....


buy a dog


If you want someone to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you....


buy a dog


If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want...


buy a dog


if you want som who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores...


buy a dog


But on the other hand if you want someone whil will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night, only comes home to eat and sleep and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...


Then my friend,


         GET A CAT!!!!!!

-- Modified on 5/15/2003 12:11:44 PM