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mrfisher1596 reads

But how about a positive point of view about reveiws?

recently (and I apologize for not being able to remember where I read the review) I saw this line which struck me as so imaginative and image provoking that I just have to share it here:

(and I'll paraphrase)

Afterwards the room looked like it had been visited by a condom-shitting bird."

Now, doesn't that just pour out what had been going on into your psyche?

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tune-a-fish373 reads

If it aint rubber, it's tuna or cum.

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MP67340 reads

And people say I'M a fucking idiot. At least my excuse is I'm drinking.

Anyway, yeah, there's been a few lines in reviews I thought were quite amusing or even thought provoking, in an entertaining sort of way.

Let me try and remember them and I'll get back withya! ;)

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tune-a-fish275 reads

I said way too many chicks SMELL like rubber down below.

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MP67259 reads

It has nothing to do with rubbers and everything to do with entertaining lines in reviews.

And they let you drive around and shit. God, I hope they don't let you own a firearm.

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DrunkenA_LMFAOtipsy192 reads

wish he pooped in his own place... not on someone else's thread with off topic stuff.

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Rayen283 reads

can't comprehend what you read.  OP started a thread about POSITIVE things in reviews.  It was meant to be a POSITIVE thread.  Bugger off, douchebag.  Keep your negative shit to yourself.

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tune-a-fish242 reads

Mr. Fisher's over posting is tiresome.

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MP67232 reads

You can't even spell the OP's name right. It's 'mrfisher', not 'Mr. Fisher'.

Get your fucking shit together!

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HDDOC96200 reads

That said, your welcome to leave or not read a post(saying that is tiresome).
Doc

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MP67222 reads

Read Doc's deal again, and I read it wrong the first time and reacted.

I apologize, Doc.

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mrfisher221 reads

There is a Mr Fisher on TER.

He is a very nice chap who lives down in Florida and used to post from time to time, mostly on the RO Board.

So, please do differentiate between the spelling of my handle and his.

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mrfisher178 reads

Small screen on my mini-laptop and the ravages of age on the eyesight again.

Mr. Fister is actually my professional name when I am making porn videos.

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OSP236 reads

Thats alright fish....you don't owe me anything lol

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DestinyDelight254 reads

Nobody likes a bully, tune-a-fish!  The over-criticizing is getting tiresome.

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MP67225 reads

Don't let her big, brown eyes and slightly shy demeanor fool you when you meet at first....

She has teeth and nails and knows how to use them! lol!

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OSP220 reads

now that i have you in my sammich.

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tune-a-fish245 reads

Everyone thinks their pussies & shit don't stink! ;-)

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natashalynne396 reads

It is definitely one of my better reviews.  lol.

I also like it when they say that my pictures don't do me justice, and that I don't look anywhere near 41.  Those things aren't as funny, but they are informative, and definitely not what you read in most reviews.  And of course, they're nice things to say (which, really, is important to me, after all)!

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HalfHour230 reads

I keep reading reviews from your areas about sessions that would make Ron Jeremy shout "I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy."

Sounds like I need to charter a limo and get my homeboys together for a road trip east!

:)
HH

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MP67452 reads

I admit, the hospitality is outstanding!

Just don't piss 'em off! ;)

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natashalynne214 reads

(AND, don't forget that we re-define "shagging"!)

Related Link: General Johnson and the Chairman of the Board Said So!

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MP67200 reads

Though, can't really say my sister-in-law can be categorized as such. She hates my guts, lol!!!

Though, me missing not one but two planes to her and my little brother's wedding would color someone's perception of me, don'tcha think?!

I made my date, though, and that was a great fucking night! ;)

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Rayen246 reads

and that's fucking tiresome.  BTW, all I have to say is maybe you should just stay home and wank off.  But then I realize how hard that might be without opposable thumbs.

So sorry someone has a gun to your head and you have to read all this stuff.

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IdiotsR-Us223 reads

Non alias idiots don't bother you when they post too much ?

 Doesn't bother me , it's easy, I never  read all  his posts.
 

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MP67193 reads

The only difference is, I'm not a chicken-shit about it and you know who's coming at you when I do.

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HalfHour181 reads

I don't want to ruin a reputation. ;)


:)
HH

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MP67176 reads

How can you ruin something that's already in the shitter? ;)

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HalfHour166 reads

...to live in a dream world. ;)

I'll just reach in, lift it out, dry it off, and tell myself it's smelling sweet and good as new. LOL!

:)
HH

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MP67216 reads

Wish you told me this morning what you were REALLY up to with your plans for the day.

Mowing the lawn and reading the paper my ass! lol!!!

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inicky46226 reads

You actually make reasonable, thoughtful contributions to this board!  What an asshole!  Don't you know this is where we come just to shit all over each other?  Get with the fucking program! You really need to have MP give you drunkeness instructions.  Maybe then you'd stop making sense, asshole.
Now I'll give you my favorite line that I stole from the late, great Richard Brautigan and used (with attribution) in a review.  He wrote of walking into a room where two people had been fucking vigorously for hours.  "It smelled like Cupid's gym," he wrote.
Suck on that!

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mrfisher223 reads

It's amazing to me how this Board can't go five minutes without a riot breaking out.

It's a good thing I didn't bring up something controversial like how guys always leave the lid up, etc.

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inicky46211 reads

Pretending to be nice and thoughtful, but really just trying to make trouble all the fucking time!   I am just freakin' tired of these food fights you keep starting!  Fucking dick!
PS:  I always leave the lid up.  Makes me giggle when she sits down on cold porcelain in the middle of the night.

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MP67188 reads

Actually, I would too. I just get a kick out of having fun at other's expense!

Yeah, I'm going to hell, but the way I figure it all you all's will be there too. That's YOUR punishment!

Think about it. You and me. In hell for eternity. Front row for the freak show!

Got these midgets lined up for some freaky-ass shit if you wanna take the fast train?... ;)

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MP67168 reads

Had a talk with someone about last weekend. Told her I bet (you) were surprised I didn't get into anything. She said you would be glad I didn't, considering.

Don't walk on eggshells, and don't intend to.

Can't take me anywhere...! ;)

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