One of my personal favorite artists is Adele. I find her voice a real turn on and though I am not a big fan of Big Beautiful Women I would want to make love to her all night long (while she sings to me, LOL!) .

Listen to her Grammy winning live performance of "Set Fire To The Rain"

Alice in Chains etc....

Seriously...You call the sex that happens in the "hobby scene" as lovemaking... Reserve that shit for your wife and gf - if you have one. If you don't be glad you don't.

And you are right about Adele.. She is hot and I would love to fuck her brains out.. J-lo also looked pretty hot.. Nice thighs...

I don't give a flying fuck about these awards show, but I will watch it for some eye candy...

I have always been a fan of 80's ballads, music along the lines of John Secada's I'm Never To Far Away, The Lady In Red, In Your Eyes, Timmy T's One More try, Fix You by Coldplay. My music interests are not limited to that decade but they did seem to have a lot of music fitting to the purpose you requested. Hell, even Disney had a good one with Kiss the Girl from The Little Mermaid. Country is always good for it with songs like A Cowboy's Born With A Broken Heart., A Bad Goodbye, He Gets That From Me, ect..

all make sure we follow Joe Cocker's advice when we are "lovemaking"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b04jq7NB1s

Others want to fuck the skin off a girls pussy, fine too. Where does it say this biz has only one agenda and that everything else is bullshit? Yeah it doesn't. Guy hands over dollars and if he wants me to "make love" to him, he gets it. Guy hands over dollars and wants to pound me into the mattress six ways from Sunday, money handed back and there's the door. See how that works? Someone for everyones needs.

Just sayin'

Guess your screening method isn't as foolproof as you claimed here  LOL

How in the hell does that eunuch guy turn into the maniacal thumper?  Better ask some other (real) hookers how to properly screen so you don't get caught again.

enacting a lovemaking scenario, where you pretend to be each other's bf/gf and believing that the sex you are having with a hooker is lovemaking.

I get the first part. Its no different than having a teacher/student role-play fantasy.  Its the latter that I don't get.

Song only lasts 1:52, so appropriate length for many of you too, LMAO!

It was an example. I'd rather have a colonoscopy than be with a pounder...and my screening works just fine thanks so much for your worthless, unsolicited pseudo advice....lol...

And I love being a "faux hooker" just like you love being a walking ATM/trick with a bad attitude.

Oh...that's right....some people just like to share their drivel whether it pertains or not.
Drama queens and board chronics some in all shapes and sizes.

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Randy Newman's delivery of his own song is still the funniest, but everyone seems to be having a good time making the video.

Like you sharing your drivel with that useless post...well done...

Which do you prefer?

And I did suggest that you actually chat with some real hookers...not listen to the tricky dicky's here  LOL

Posted By: saturnsky

It was an example. I'd rather have a colonoscopy than be with a pounder...and my screening works just fine thanks so much for your worthless, unsolicited pseudo advice....lol...

And I love being a "faux hooker" just like you love being a walking ATM/trick with a bad attitude.

Not all guys are the Macho bang on there chest Tarzan's who are in this "Hobby" to prove there manliness (sp)...While I have nothing against that type of guy who feels he must show he's the "Boss" there are many who seek a higher level of intimacy with the girls we spend time with. Now in no way am I under the illusion that any of the girls I see"Love" me or are truly "Love Making" with me during our time but I do seek out and only see providers who I feel can make our time together as close to real "Love Making" as possible.

Once you have been with a woman who either really enjoys the time spent or at least can flawlessly act like she is enjoying the time together I could never go back to the fucking her lights out attitude...Its a two way street and when your with a woman who appears to be enjoying things as much as you the time spent feels like a whole different level....Is it "Love making"?  No, but its as close to that as I can get without the other baggage that comes along with a real relationship....

So for you guys who are paying for "sex" go for it, its your dollars...you certainly are paying to prove your masculinity, I will stay with trying to "Make Love" and allow enjoyment for both involved

Thanks Curly. If and when I make love, it's not with guys who pay me, and the guys I see also feel the same...thank goodness.

Meh...it's ok, and I was only being facetious, yet truthful at the same time. I don't call anything I do here "love" and that's just the way it is. Sex done slow or hard has NOTHING to do with the word 'love' btw. A guy I love can still fk the shit out out of me, and be called love making. It is simply not, and never will be something I get paid to do. As far as music goes...that is why I love hard rock. I am not going to be playing love songs with clients. Paleeze.

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Geez are you having trouble reading today? Okay if I had the choice of spending an hour with a pounding ape or a colonoscopy, I would go with the colonoscopy, at least I would be "out".

And no, pounding ape and being "out", still never an option.


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London dear? You scare the shit out of me.

Don't feel sad for me...I am not deluding myself here. When and if I do fall in real LOVE, that's when I will "make love." Until then, I fk other women's husbands, who pay me a date at a time.

As I told Curly via PM, I love the shit out of my TER friends, but I still don't "make love" to any of you. Do you really care lol. I think not.

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LOL No I don't care at all. And I meant based on all your posts in general! Not this particular thread. You can probably tell from my posts that I a newb to this and also not very hard core at all. Based on some of your posts and expressed view points about the men here (mostly in good fun I know) I coundn't help but be terrified if we ever were to meet in a business capacity!

Do you know when you will taking your sarcastic, witty beautiful ass to Atlanta next?

Nn

I don't doubt it. Complete with razor sharp teeth and claws

Definitely NOT a sex or F*ck song

A pussy cat will come and rub all over your leg, then jump into your lap and rub some more, but then when you reach out to touch her, she will scratch and bite the shit out of you

Just agree with her and back away slowly, try not to make direct eye contact or any sudden moves.

MM

Seriously I think most people on here feel that way about the both of us....but you do realize, it's our board persona...we really are very nice in person (or complete bitches but you'll get used to us..or not). How do you think we trick those poor unfortunate men who come a calling?

Of course I realize that, I have seen LR a time or 2, I know how to handle her...most of the time lol.

Although there really is only one way to shut her up.

Now I'm not sure about you.

MM

Problem is that just when I think have it gauged, it changes...  But then I do love a challenge

He just likes to cuddle  LOL

Fade Into You is on my "get busy" mix....

The original "tricky dicky"

But from your comments here you and ole SS would love to have this feeling instead of those tricksters bringing you to those 5 fake O's

Not that I blame you guys either.  I'd take the car over those same 5 fake O's as well  LOL

The Verve

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6TJU0qWoY

REM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahJ6Kh8klM4

The Smiths

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBYXRLYYb6A

Kristin Hersh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igPvSBDt43I

Dave Matthews Band

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAamgBPebsk

Just a small sample........

Closer by NIN was one of my "get busy" songs when I was in college......

But keep on reading...in this world nothing is sacred.

I heard that the Vatican was actually considering throwing my name in the ring...can you imagine?

My only stipulation was that London Rayne would be in charge of all my PR work!

Both pussy and eyes.  Tee-hee!

XXX-Giselle Parker

Once again...HOW ODD

YOU have said over and over that you don't buy into "board personas"...yet now you readily admit that your board persona is one of being a "bitch".

Funny...I seem to recall having this discussion with you many moons ago.

And CPA is a total asswipe  LOL

BTW...I also thought you don't advertise.  So how can you "trick" those poor unsuspecting tricks to come a calling  

Stick to the script.

I can't believe this but I agree with Mr. Vrick (viper trick). Just call me Ms. Fooker (faux hooker)

Us fookers always lie, like a rug. And I don't advertise NOW...when I did, sure I reeled them in like fish on a trolling line, also have to keep them calling. And that last statement does not indicate new or regular guys..I just wrote "come a calling". Try again.

Now that's a tall sweet drink of water if ever I saw one....how did you know I have a penchant for brunettes?

You've made the same mistakes far too often now.

Tough to keep up the facade...isn't it?

Was given this after a wild week long session w/ a top notch provider, that included a Booty at 3am LMAO  i'm too old for booty calls, but she made my year after all the drama...LMFAO.
Talk about HOT song!!!!!
I can actually think of several ladies this applies too..

Aye Papi.....eres grande y tan duro..y me lo das tan bueno..... tu eres mi pecado mortal....cojelo otra vez

Papi Aye ..... you are great and so hard .. and you give me so good ..... you are my mortal sin again .... cojelo

Star-e-eyed romance and amour is a far cry from; On your knees, buns up, shoulders to the wall, objectification and sodomizing.

We all know that! And this is only a random anonymous fk board, who believes anyone on here...especially you if I were to believe anything London says about you. So you keep up your facade....either the nice one or the douchy one.

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I find this song erotic Above & Beyond "I Am What I Am"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-O_h-BKY2k