It's not like prostitutes are people. They're not soylent green.
Hell, I tossed out the salad shooter my grandmother re-gifted to me. Piece of crap. Her face was blurred but, that might have been vodka. I don't know.... What's the question again? Oh...right. Yes, I have. Because I wanted to. And, I liked it.
Posted By: bbfs4ever
I honestly don't care if that's what you want to do. But seriously pal, how do you even know when her birthday is? Have you seen any legal document that would tell you this?
I see many prostitutes running birthday specials, month after month. Maybe they are trying to tie this into dog years? I don't know.
Just in case you wanted to know, most prostitutes toss out that crap you guys buy them. If you really want to give her something, make it cash.
Also, you might want to check out the dating sites. The women on there might actually give a shit. Most don't blur their faces either. So you won't be shocked when you open that door.
Posted By: goofball42
Ladies and Gents,
Gents - have you ever, or would you, get a provider a gift for her birthday? What would it be? A lunch/dinner, longer dat, or something else?
Ladies - do you enjoy getting certain gifts, or is it bad because you can't take it home, or os it crossing a line?
I remember doing birthday cake with one or two people when I just entered this world. What I get her depends on the relationship I have with the person. Usually it's something sentimental I listen and remember what people tell me that matters and I go after that. Everyone enjoys opening a gift from someone they don't expect a gift from.
Zak
Posted By: goofball42
Ladies and Gents,
Gents - have you ever, or would you, get a provider a gift for her birthday? What would it be? A lunch/dinner, longer dat, or something else?
Ladies - do you enjoy getting certain gifts, or is it bad because you can't take it home, or os it crossing a line?
I get them jewelry, or sometimes flowers. Or if there is something in particular I know they want, I get them that.
One time a gal got a new apartment and needed furniture, so I got her a coffee table. Another gal said she used to have a big time blender to make smoothies, so I got her one of those.
I pays to pay attention when gals hint at what they want. They often return the thoughtfulness with lots of affection
Didn't you claim to have married some prostitute? And then you whine about having no money again.
How's that working out for you?
Posted By: mrfisher
I get them jewelry, or sometimes flowers. Or if there is something in particular I know they want, I get them that.
One time a gal got a new apartment and needed furniture, so I got her a coffee table. Another gal said she used to have a big time blender to make smoothies, so I got her one of those.
I pays to pay attention when gals hint at what they want. They often return the thoughtfulness with lots of affection.
I honestly don't care if that's what you want to do. But seriously pal, how do you even know when her birthday is? Have you seen any legal document that would tell you this?
I see many prostitutes running birthday specials, month after month. Maybe they are trying to tie this into dog years? I don't know.
Just in case you wanted to know, most prostitutes toss out that crap you guys buy them. If you really want to give her something, make it cash.
Also, you might want to check out the dating sites. The women on there might actually give a shit. Most don't blur their faces either. So you won't be shocked when you open that door.
Posted By: goofball42
Ladies and Gents,
Gents - have you ever, or would you, get a provider a gift for her birthday? What would it be? A lunch/dinner, longer dat, or something else?
Ladies - do you enjoy getting certain gifts, or is it bad because you can't take it home, or os it crossing a line?
Cause at the end of the day they are people also. When you have a relationship with someone sometimes you get them a gift to show that you care. You might also do this with a friend. As far as knowing when their birthday is sometime tou just have to take their word for it.
Not all people are slime.
Zak
Posted By: bbfs4ever
I honestly don't care if that's what you want to do. But seriously pal, how do you even know when her birthday is? Have you seen any legal document that would tell you this?
I see many prostitutes running birthday specials, month after month. Maybe they are trying to tie this into dog years? I don't know.
Just in case you wanted to know, most prostitutes toss out that crap you guys buy them. If you really want to give her something, make it cash.
Also, you might want to check out the dating sites. The women on there might actually give a shit. Most don't blur their faces either. So you won't be shocked when you open that door.
Posted By: goofball42
Ladies and Gents,
Gents - have you ever, or would you, get a provider a gift for her birthday? What would it be? A lunch/dinner, longer dat, or something else?
Ladies - do you enjoy getting certain gifts, or is it bad because you can't take it home, or os it crossing a line?
We like a thoughtful gift just as much as a civvie chick. I think it's sweet when my clients buy me gifts and No we don't throw out their gifts unless they are disposable like flowers.
I do know when her birthday is. I've seen it on her driver's license, so she never lied about it. I don't expect you to understand people who don't think the way you do.
I do have a question, though. Why feel the need to answer the question with a comment that has no value? All you had to say was "I don't buy hookers gifts." Point made.
She doesn't throw away things I have bought. I've done gift cards, massages, a Bose Soundlink mini...the Bose she still uses, she sends me pics of the things she gets with the gift card, and I went with her for a massage.
Some of us go by the beat of a different drum, and that's fine.
It's not like prostitutes are people. They're not soylent green.
Hell, I tossed out the salad shooter my grandmother re-gifted to me. Piece of crap. Her face was blurred but, that might have been vodka. I don't know....
What's the question again?
Oh...right. Yes, I have. Because I wanted to. And, I liked it.
Posted By: bbfs4ever
I honestly don't care if that's what you want to do. But seriously pal, how do you even know when her birthday is? Have you seen any legal document that would tell you this?
I see many prostitutes running birthday specials, month after month. Maybe they are trying to tie this into dog years? I don't know.
Just in case you wanted to know, most prostitutes toss out that crap you guys buy them. If you really want to give her something, make it cash.
Also, you might want to check out the dating sites. The women on there might actually give a shit. Most don't blur their faces either. So you won't be shocked when you open that door.
Posted By: goofball42
Ladies and Gents,
Gents - have you ever, or would you, get a provider a gift for her birthday? What would it be? A lunch/dinner, longer dat, or something else?
Ladies - do you enjoy getting certain gifts, or is it bad because you can't take it home, or os it crossing a line?
Because all "prostitutes" aren't just holes or pieces of meat. They are human beings who talk with their clients and some make nice connections with each other. Just like all clients aren't jerks or pigs.
Best birthday gifts I have been given, cash, LV handbags, Louboutins, salon services, parfume and linger. I appreciate everything even the Starbucks gift cards.
The one thing or two that I don't like are flowers and chocolates. Flowers are a pain to carry and take with and chocolates are not good for the girlish figure.
I might consider it and clearly would depend on the relationship that formed. Probably would do something like give her a card that says the time scheduled was now hers to do as she wanted -- including asking me to go somewhere else while she watched TV; with no refund of course.
If the relationship had gotten far enough that talking outside the appointments about other things and perhaps dinners as friends obviously something else would be appropriate. At that point though asking the forum (without talking about who she is) probably isn't much help as you should be getting something based on your knowledge of her likes, wants and needs and the nature of the relationship you have with her.
A provider I liked told me she liked Nora Jones, so in due course I got her the newest Nora Jones CD, which she appreciated. After a few more appointments I noticed that she had a huge pyramid CD holder full to the brim with CDs. I could only imagine where they all came from. At Christmas time, I called on a friend of hers and noticed a couple of mammoth teddy bears piled up outside the front door. I helped her haul them in, and inside her door there were more of them, a teddy bear collection that would have rivaled FAO Schwartz. It was hilarious, and she found it both funny and flattering that her clientele had showered her with such sentimental stuff. She must have needed a moving van to haul it out when she eventually moved on.
I have very particular tastes, so I buy things myself. Plus I don't like hoarding stuff in my house. I also don't like flowers. They die. And I don't feel like having someone bring me things that will die for me to throw them out later
How about if they bring dead flowers so you can throw then out now, maybe together?
Posted By: NaomiGrey
I have very particular tastes, so I buy things myself. Plus I don't like hoarding stuff in my house. I also don't like flowers. They die. And I don't feel like having someone bring me things that will die for me to throw them out later
Sounds like some type of witchcraft lol not my thing hahaha
Bring me their shaved balls so I can finally lick them and enjoy it LOLOL
Posted By: Jensen36363
How about if they bring dead flowers so you can throw then out now, maybe together?
Posted By: NaomiGrey
I have very particular tastes, so I buy things myself. Plus I don't like hoarding stuff in my house. I also don't like flowers. They die. And I don't feel like having someone bring me things that will die for me to throw them out later
I was actually thinking of some lyrics from an old Rolling Stones song rather than wiccan/pegan religons but then they have Symphony for the Devil so....
Sorry to hear that too many of your clients are not well groomed! Or are you saying they are?
Ladies - do you enjoy getting certain gifts, or is it bad because you can't take it home, or os it crossing a line?
Just curious.
If I tell a regular friend when my birthday is, he'll most likely ask my real age. And I'm kinda weird about that.... I don't like to tell my age, ever. So unless someone specifically asks me when my birthday is, it won't come up. Which means no B-day gifts for me.
But guys do bring me gifts for Christmas, Valentine's, or "just because" and there's no reason why I couldn't take presents home. I like it, and appreciate the thoughtfulness!
Actually, I used to have a "gift ideas" page but when I got a new site I never put it back up..... maybe I'll go do that now. Thanks for reminding me! xoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxxooxoxoxxoxooxxooxoxoxoxxooxxoox
I learned my ATFs birthday when I bought a plane ticket for her to meet me for a weekend getaway. Since then I've given her a card plus some sort of gift on her birthday. Year 1 it was a few bottles of wine, as a joke--the winery's name incorporates her hobby name. Plus a surprise threesome with her favorite provider girlfriend. Year 2 was a 3-hour date and a long massage from her favorite massage therapist. She liked that so much I did the same thing the following year. This year, I might stick with that or maybe go back to the surprise threesome idea.
Little do I expect more than what you given me for our time but a sweet little gift is always nice and appreciated ! The cost value is not important. Just whatever your heart desires. I don't expect an expensive gift. !
around my birthday so we have extra time to celebrate. Have also gotten gift cards to places I frequent and/or money. Flowers which I dislike for the most part because they die and then take up all of the room in my trash so I have to take it out immediately.... Have gotten other things as well but they were small here and there items like candles, books, and items like that. Candy and Chocolates as well.
I did get 2 really thoughtful gifts at Christmas this year. 1 was 200$ cash and 250$ in restaurant gift cards that I am still using(75$ left). The other I did some through bathroom cleaning and ended up a breathing mess after(coughing and raw throat from the Chemicals) and he brought me an entire line of products for cleaning that did not have harsh chemicals. I really loved both gifts and got myself some great new workout gear for the new year with the 200$, have tried out some new resturants(their healthier menu's anyway) and not had to worry about throat burn since.... AWESOME
At first I wasn't comfortable receiving gifts and was really of the mentality I would prefer more time together if anything. Then a wonderful man gave me a necklace. It was totally unexpected and the sentiment was so sincere...I wear it everyday.
My ATF's Birthday is in April. I'm taking her shopping for clothes and buying her a new computer. Another provider I just met is spending my birthday with me at the Sybaris for a weekend get away.
Really, I am single, so a nice gift would always be accepted, but never expected. How about a birthday tip? If you're worried she can't take a gift home, I guarantee you, she can take money home, and extra cash is never "crossing the line".
Birthdays are for kids people. You know, hats, horns and clowns! If y'all wanna celebrate birthdays, buy ur damn mom a gift for going thru labor that day! She's the one who deserves a gift! My SO never buy each other bdays and holiday gifts. We work hard. When she or I wants something, we go get it! No matter what day it is!!
Yes I'm a Bday Scrooge. Xmas too! It's all BS! #justsayin
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