then sure, it would be fine. Otherwise, I say meet with your chosen lady without such expectations and see if a subsequent visit might allow for such.

if she will let her ass go stinky before you meet her? We're all grown-ups here so you can say 'ass', if that's what you're getting at by: Ripe "A".  

DATO is on the menu...it's a big deal for me and she's very expensive...EOM

Her website requests no mention of sex in any communication...Just wondering if this request could likely be perceived as crossing the line?  The "A" is just my way of being as discreet as possible...

Even better if she takes a cleaning brush and cleaned out the inside too.

but, I would think that if a provider was down with not washing her ass ---to let it get...umm.."ripe", I'm thinking there should, at least, be an associated fee for the loss of biz while this fermentation is happening.  

Some girls are ok with discussing certain things before meeting you but there are some who really dislike it and risk terminating the session.

ut you're not talking to her, here. So just ask your question.

Then why didn't you say "C" for condoms on the Newbie Board?

So you want an ass that smells of ripe "smells like ASS" smell?

Do you want to want to eat the ripe ass smelling ass?

Good advice...I thought of this, too, but was curious about others experiences with such things.

Ripe A scent via email? Like can you smell her ass through the computer? I don't think that type of technology is available just yet. Maybe in a few years.

If she says no mention of sexual activity, then asking her to accumulate some swamp ass before your meeting is not likely to go over well. As for using "the A" instead of "ass," it's really not adding any extra discretion. All of that codespeak stuff is still just as explicit, IMO. I'm going to have the same reaction to "is Greek food on the menu?" that I would to "do you allow anal sex?"  

Posted By: ontheprowl14

Her website requests no mention of sex in any communication...Just wondering if this request could likely be perceived as crossing the line?  The "A" is just my way of being as discreet as possible...

You spit coke zero, I just spit coffee, between you and hotplants this has been a hoot of a morning on the board...thanks ladies!

Some guys do like stanky ass I guess,  
whatever floats their boat..

Thanks so much for your input on this.   Do you think I would come across any differently if I first asked her in a pre-meeting email for permission to make a discreet request (rather than presuming so and proceeding to bring up the topic)?  

your replies have been interesting to say the least, LOL, and a few were actually constructive!

This is the most absurd post in a good bit I agree.  

Honestly, I don't think there's a way to make that request if you've never met her before. Personally, if you were to ask me to make my ass dirty for you (even if you preempted it with a "can I make a slightly off-color request?") prior to our first meeting, I'd cancel the appointment. Obviously I can't speak for the lady in question, but if she has a "no mention of sexual activity" policy, it's probably better to err on the side of caution.  

That way, you'd have a reasonable chance of picking up a girl who smelled like the dumpster at Crabby Bill's after a long weekend, and you wouldn't pay the premium. Funk smells are included free of charge.