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I hope the Forest isn't waiting for you to say something funny. -e-
skarphedin
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The majority of Providers offer DFK or LFK without a problem. But bring up any mention of pissing in their mouths and they go bat shit crazy
Fresh urine is CLEANER than saliva.
That is a scientifically true fact.
If someone bites you and breaks the skin you have to get a tetanus shot or you will be in deep bacterial trouble. Over 700 types of bacteria are in human saliva.
Urine is basically sterile (not completely but at very low levels - much much lower than human saliva).
But you can get a female or male to piss in your mouth and you will BE JUST FINE!!!
The majority of Providers offer DFK or LFK without a problem. But bring up any mention of pissing in their mouths and they go bat shit crazy
But the science is on my side.
It sounds crazy but gals its actually better to have a guy piss in your mouth than to kiss him.
RT
That is a scientifically true fact.
If someone bites you and breaks the skin you have to get a tetanus shot or you will be in deep bacterial trouble. Over 700 types of bacteria are in human saliva.
Urine is basically sterile (not completely but at very low levels - much much lower than human saliva).
But you can get a female or male to piss in your mouth and you will BE JUST FINE!!!
The majority of Providers offer DFK or LFK without a problem. But bring up any mention of pissing in their mouths and they go bat shit crazy
But the science is on my side.
It sounds crazy but gals its actually better to have a guy piss in your mouth than to kiss him.
RT
Ugh! Hovering is what causes the seat to be full of pee in the first place!! And if there's undone already in the seat, it soaks through the paper and ends up on your arse anyway. So I just automatically grab a wad of paper and wipe the seat. I make sure it's clean before I leave the stall, too. I was taught to leave places nicer than I found them. 
That is why you hover or you cover. 😜
