I went to this Mexican restaurant and had their special, they ask what kind of sauce I wanted, and they recommended that I get their green sauce. The food was good, and the sauce was even better. A half hour when I left, my stomach started to bubble and made all sorts of weird noises. My butthole was beginning to loosen up to prepare for the big finale. I could tell that I was gonna release some nuclear waste.

I was on the highway, and couldn't find a bathroom. Finally got off exit and tried to find a public restroom. Found a gas station, hurried in and cut in front of four people. I frantically told the clerk to let me use his restroom, he said, "for paying customers only" and I had to wait in line. I grab a soda, waiting in line while sweat was dripping down my forehead thinking--this is gonna be nasty. I didn't want to fart to prevent any loose dooky juice to flow out while squeezing my butt cheeks.

Finally the clerk said, "$1.05", I told him, "where the hell is the bathroom?". He gave me the keys and said, "outside around the corner". I ran out there, had a hard time opening up the door with the damn key glued to a plumber stick. Went inside, and smelled the stank ass dookie all over the place. At this time, I just hold my breath and tried to ignore the stanky bathroom smell, and cleaned the toilet to the best of my ability while using a toilet paper on the seats. I just let that sucker go. Relief.

Sat in the bathroom for about 5 minutes and heard a back-up truck sound. Looked through the bathroom window and there was a tow truck towing my 1987 rusty Toyota corolla. I rushed myself to finish and "zip it" accidentally. Too much testosterone at the time to notice, and argued with the tow truck man. Told him, I was only in the restroom for 5 minutes, and he argued I was parked in a no park zone. I made a getaway, just hoped in my car and ran. Its nothing like the tow truck shows, the tow truck man looked stunned.

Driving home and notice a had a small sting on my shaft. Went home and took a shower and looked at my dick. It was a small cut on my shaft, so tiny, it looked like the tip of a pen. Anyways, that was like a week ago, and let me tell you, the skin on your shaft is different from the skin on your body. Usually, with a small cut, especially the size of a tip of a pen, it will will within a day. But the skin on your shaft, it takes WAY longer to heal. Its almost a week in a half and its still healing. I am like damn!! When is this shit gonna completely heal? But its getting there, but I had no idea it will take so long.

So, I am prevented to fuck any providers cause I am embarrass. Besides, I have a small cut on my shaft, can't let the germs spread. My SO didn't even notice it cause it was so small, until I showed her and pointed it out. FUCK!!! I know I won't be able to see a provider for another two weeks at least until I make a full recover. Anyways, anybody else got something that accidentally happened to their dick that prevent them from seeing a provider?