Providers,

Looks better, smells better (generally speaking). A word to uncut guys, will not throw you out BUT I will pop on a condom for everything if I can smell it.

I hope he just sees someone who has no preference. Absolutely no need for surgery.

...how to clean the stanky cheese under their foreskin...

I told you I was circumcised at birth.  Just no bris.  
And I ain't having no re-bris, neither!  I've got nothing to spare down there!

Finally came out like a small from its shell . Don't hate the messenger , medic said he'll use lighter fluid .  

Did I really say that? I rock! Musta been drunk.

And pointing to an ant !

She then asked me what she was doing ? I said , playing the worlds smallest violin ? She said NO, I said I give up ! She said that how I give nick a hand job . Now that's a funny post !

They just don't need to work that hard on my tiny wee-wee!  Plus, I come in about 30 seconds.  After that, it's all just cuddling.

Favorite , like a little bear , with a penis with a tent over it . And a smile like the smiley I put up .yup she did.

Yep.  This is me.  And why I am known as "The Cuddler."

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Blech! Where's the brain bleach?

By the time this is all said and done we are going to need a band, open bar, and disco ball.

Exactly. Not "all" uncut men have this problem, but the MAJORITY certainly do. Look...it's a bird, it's a plane, it's SUPER HO" bwahahhaa. Fkin love it!

The majority? Unbelievable.

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Most American men I have met who were uncut, were usually in tip top shape down there

I here you! Had one guy from Europe drop his skivvys and the smell was bad. It was in his pubic hair and the skin surrounding. I pulled back his foreskin and I kid you not, all this cheesy material dropped out onto the bed.  

Is there a reason why none of the ladies who've mentioned this "phenomenon" so far haven't just told the guys to get the hell out

I don't even know what to say to that.  

We just never know how well a "please leave" will go. At the point of finding said ick, it is way easier to get it done and never see them again.