I once saw a girl after several Scotch.

But no matter how drunk I don't deviate from whom I consider attractive.   Period.  Rather just go to a strip club.  

Despite my handle, Rarely ever do I show up drunk. It affects my performance if I'm too drunk plus I don't wanna look all shit faced when I walk into a girls room.  

  At most one or two beer if the girl keeps me waiting for over an hour.  Most guys would walk instead of waiting that long but I guess I'm patient.  

I did see a girl recently who was a tad drunk when I walked in.  Not much of a problem for me as long as she is hot and isn't gonna pass out on me.  I just drank with her lo

That's when you need a good wingman. Not in the hobby though. I only do incall so that means if I'm driving to her place it's not going to happen. And she sure as hell isn't coming to my place.

-- Modified on 2/11/2014 2:45:22 PM

A few shots of Captain Morgan have transformed an intolerable client into $500+ for me a bunch of times.  

Not a good habit to get into, though

Just to refer to the OP,  you would try to hook up during the same drunkathon as you went surfing for a provider?  Not sure how that would work what with screening time, etc.  

For my normal adventures, it's in the middle of the day so I have to drive and function.  I've done a glass of wine or two with lunch at a resort, but nothing to cause Whisky Weenie.    

Like HTG, I've ended up with someone having an automatic nap after trying to keep up with me in the champagne department.  110 lbs of sweet petite don't stand a chance with 240 lbs of professional booze dawg.  The good thing it was her room.    

I bet LR could have been a worthy contender at keeping up with me as I cooked circles around her cute ass.  Too bad I never got to take up that particular Kitchen Challenge

I'm not going to drive drunk before, or after cumming!

Posted By: realtongueman

...you have had a few drinks. Was just curious how many decide to forgo their own standards when it comes to choosing. Is it the same as when out at a bar in Civvie land, where a 5 becomes a 10  or since we are still p4p do we still have some control ? I'm having that conundrum as I type lmfao . Oh and feel free to get the bats out and beat me senseless since I probably won't feel it  
 .......

My standards stay the same, even drunk.  

My hope is that the ladies have beer goggles so they can look at me!

I've done this back when I used to party a few years ago. Always a mistake, you wake up with a hangover and a lighter wallet lol. I only hobby sober now a days.