One for my girlfriend. It didn't do anything for her, and she is still annoyed that I wasted that money. She likes to return things, but of course the vendor wouldn't take back a used sex toy, so she still has it.
One for my ATF. I wanted her to know that it wasn't used, so I didn't open the shrink wrap before giving it to her. Since it wasn't charged up, we didn't bother with it during that appointment, and have both forgotten about it since. Maybe I will remember before our next appointment.
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