-- Modified on 6/3/2006 10:00:03 PM

But ANY brain dead asshole can be a parent.
 (paraphrased line from the movie "Parenthood" )

Is that a criticism of Anna Nicole OR of her parents?

Friggin fishing license not always needed?

One morning the husband returns after several hours of  fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up  alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you  doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that  obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm  reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you  could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you  up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual  assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game  warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I  know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

-- Modified on 6/4/2006 12:27:37 PM