I've been trying out a new one...

1) Hi baby, how's it going?  Have you been here before?  Do you want to xxxx me for $xxx?    Seems to work as well as anything and avoids wasting time with small talk.

I tried it last night at the bar, worked one out of four trys...

Giggle,
TS Jamie

Here are a few I like to use, so far they haven't worked to well as noted by the girls responses:


nuke: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and me hitting some of the hot spots?"
Lady: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

nuke: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Lady: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks."

nuke: "So, you wanna go back to my place?"
Lady: Well I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

I must be doing something wrong, haven't figured out what it is yet!!

I liked them!

My favorite and only pick up line is "Hi, this is BG57, I'd like to book a 2 hour appointment with...."

"If you don't come home with me right now and make love to me, I'm going to kill myself right here."

I used to meet a lot of nice psych ward nurses this way. (They also give you cool drugs for free!)

NOT my favorite but it always makes me laugh when I hear it or a close version of it.  I get that a lot from 20-30 something WASPs usually.  Followed up with, "I don't normally like big girls but....".  I still haven't decided- is that supposed to be a compliment or an insult?  LOL  Either way- it's not cute to say something like that to a woman.  They always seem genuinely shocked when I don't jump at the chance to sleep with them.

My favorite?  I had a very cute black/puerto rican blend try to pick me up in Cleveland years ago.  Only issue- he was a little shorter than me and typically that is a disqualification.  I told him so (I'm a little straight forward) and his reply was priceless....

"We're all the same size when we lay down"!  Can I get an AMEN?  LOL

XO
Melanie

BAD ONES:
-This one only works on a woman holding a baby:
"So, I see you like to fuck."

-A friend of mine uses this and swears by it:
"hey i lost something..can you help me find it?" then she says something like " oh what is it?" then you say " its a small piece of paper with your phone number on it" (its a long one but it works)


GOOD ONES:
-"Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk past again?"

-"Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up"

 

Or how about:
man: say, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
lady: unfertilized!!

Word up:

Worst line I've heard in a bar that seemed to work:

Patron: I'm awful with relationships, but I've got a Ph.D. in one-night stands

Lady: (to shocked patron) Do you want to fuck or talk?

You look very familiar.  Help me fill-in the blank--I know you from __________.

Since you passed this test, we should go back to my room to study.  Love making of course.

I've always been partial to smooth talkers...

Charisma and charm go a long way.

Katie

A few of my failures:

ME: (Semi-blitzed) I'd REALLY like to get into your pants!

SHE: Why? I already own ONE asshole?

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SHE: What gives you the most fun?

ME: I really like inuendo.

SHE: No way! I don't do greek!

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I can tell you're really interested in my Dude friend over there. Let's go screw so I can tell him how good you are!

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Are you allergic to deep sensual massages?

I have head that the Ford pick-up line is the the best, but I will take her in any pickup she wants to ride in.

OFF

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