: TER General Board Discussion : I have done some stupid shit while three sheets to the wind but..

goofball42 1 Reviews 1911 reads

posted 13 years ago

1 / 17

Have you ever drunk texted a provider?

I drunk texted my ATF, and that didn't turn out so well.
Gave a lot of apologies the next morning.

Have you ever done that, and what happened?

no_email 3 Reviews 566 reads

posted 13 years ago

2 / 17

What was the reason for your communictions in the 1st place?

No.

Dr Who revived 590 reads

posted 13 years ago

3 / 17

Did you not make the connection with the OP's handle?

The guy is a goofball...and figured that being drunk was an excuse for being an asshat.

He is wrong!

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 456 reads

posted 13 years ago

4 / 17

You know your life sucks when you have no one to "drunk text" but a hooker. E.

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Rick-Rude 698 reads

posted 13 years ago

5 / 17

But I wouldn't text my wife while drunk..

She would get pissed off. Most hookers are up late anyhow except for the old ones.

DyslexicHooker 512 reads

posted 13 years ago

6 / 17

Yes

She told me to bring 40 bucks and she'd cook my socks.

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 474 reads

posted 13 years ago

7 / 17

I have done some stupid shit while three sheets to the wind but..

I have NOT done that.. Ouch man!! That's gotta suck.
What did you say? If you can remember..
That basically defines what advice I would give you..

I hope you weren't a blubbering mangina..... I think they hate that the most.
If you were telling her you love her.. While burping up the Cosmo's, and Apple Martinis you were drinking.
My advice would be.. Take the shred of manhood you have left, and move on...
Time heals all wounds.

Oh.. Drink Beer! You won't get so fucked up.

-- Modified on 6/24/2013 4:41:08 PM

DirtyJesus 574 reads

posted 13 years ago

8 / 17

Umm, that's pretty much my standard-of-practice for booking a session...

It usually helps to lower my expectation by putting on the beer-goggles before looking for girls on backpage...

no_email 3 Reviews 498 reads

posted 13 years ago

9 / 17

Asshat is right.

I'm guessing he was sober while making his OP.

There went his excuse...Goofball, probably wanted to know if his ATF still loved him.

escalade1964 65 Reviews 502 reads

posted 13 years ago

10 / 17

I have

and I am sorry but she did get a date with me.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 520 reads

posted 13 years ago

11 / 17

A provider once drunk texted me....

It was someone I hadn't seen either.

She apologized profusely afterwards, but I told her she was cutie when sloppy.

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 544 reads

posted 13 years ago

12 / 17

Old ones?

I don't know, IMHO I think it is the smart ones who don't entertain the drunks late at night. I don't answer business calls after 10pm... but I am up to the crack of dawn mostly.

No, I have never drunk texted a client, but I like to drunk text/call a provider friend of mine. I figure we are even since she does the same to me lol.

I have had guys do it to me, mainly I love you stuff. I just ignore them that late at night lol.

MagicMedic 5 Reviews 648 reads

posted 13 years ago

13 / 17

sadly yes, but

She was also my sugarbaby.

On the flipside I have also been drunk texted by a provider.

The difference is that we were also friends, and I was not just looking for a fuck.

MM

galaxy_note2 399 reads

posted 13 years ago

14 / 17

No

yet another reason why I don't drink alcohol.

I can see some idiot texting this to his SO, "Oh, Christy, you were so fuckin' good!!" (SO's name is Geraldine.)

What do you think happens next? Another shredded penis?

Galaxy

Posted By: goofball42

I drunk texted my ATF, and that didn't turn out so well.
Gave a lot of apologies the next morning.

Have you ever done that, and what happened?

Str8tm8te 494 reads

posted 13 years ago

15 / 17

UDO....you out there... How many times do you drunk text this board? You idiot!!! Eom

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GaGambler 378 reads

posted 13 years ago

16 / 17

Hey, I have drunk PM'd you more than once

What's wrong with drunk texting a hooker, many of my best friends are hookers and since I text them all the time, AND I drink all the time, yeah I must drunk text them at least every once in a while. BFD. I know a few hookers that drunk text me right back, maybe you even know a couple of them? lol

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 481 reads

posted 13 years ago

17 / 17

Re: Hey, I have drunk PM'd you more than once

LOL, ok let me put it another way...

When he used the phrase "drunk text" I thought it meant more than simply texting whilst drunk. I took it to mean how boyfriends and girlfriends drunk text and say stupid shit like "I miss you" when they are in a fight. So, drunk texting a provider made me think of some john texting at 2 am saying, "Hey baby, you're special" lol.

If all he did was send a text asking her to meet and nothing mushy, not so big of a deal, but if he did what I suggested on a romantic level, that's downright creepy! Would any of you like it (not the single ones lol) if a provider texted or CALLED you at 2 am with your wife beside you? Yea, I didn't think so.

A drunk PM does not count. Your ass knows I am logged into a fk board so communication is expected. You've never sent me some bs out of the blue at 3 am with no warning first, and I use google voice so even if you did, it would not go off on my phone. It would be on my PC which I would not see again til the next day.