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elegantGFEelise5824 reads

Firstly, every guy that I've introduced them too has been flabberghasted that the other ladies they've been with don't have them on the menu.

They're polyurethane which is why I'm a huge proponent, nevermind, I seem to be choosing very well endowed guys and the female condom provides all the room in the world to slide around inside of me and feel my muscles the way they were intended to be felt, all hot and tight and slippery.

NOW,  JENNI SAN DIEGO needs to be given her props for the next part.  My vulvar opening is kinda small and slipping the end ring in is rather impossible since my cervix also is "tilted" towards my colon.  The thing is kinda like a little diaphragm, so you girls with little coochies need not despair, there is a solution.

Firstly, DON'T PUT LUBE INTO YOURSELF.  PUT THE LUBE INTO THE CONDOM so the GUY feels the slide.  Slip the condom onto the guy and then have him slowly insert himself into you.  If he pulls out the condom should stay inside of the girl.

I saw another thread where the lady had the guy do a similar thing except her date used a dildo for insertion. Same principle.

Now, GET OVER THE FACT that it looks like there's a plastic baggie sticking out of the ladies' pussy.  Get INTO the target practice.

Is it possible (NOT PROBABLE) to slip past the female condom and go between the side of it and into her? YES, you have to keep aware of what you're doing and make sure you're doing your target practice.  If she puts a couple fingers down there and hold the edge of the outer ring, maybe even fingers her clitty so she can get off while he's banging away, that will reduce the chance of him sliding in beside the edge of the condom.

Pricewise.. a bit more expensive per condom, but the guy is going to be SO MUCH MORE HAPPY, and you get MORE USE out of the female condom,so it all evens out.

One drawback, I don't think that for those of you that do anal, that this is an appropriate meausure of protection for that.

One plus, you have a threesome with your two favorite girls and they each have one inserted.. there's not interruption in changing covers.  Dip in one, dip in the other.. it's all good!

So, go to the drugstore, get the female condom.

I've had SEVERAL guys get the package out of the trash so they could make certain that they had the right thing for another date or to mention to their SO.

One last thing, if that inner ring happens to separate during intercourse, don't panic.  It isn't going to compromise the protection of the condom.  I know a lady that takes it out before she even uses them.

Finally give Jenni San DIego her props!  She's a don't miss in San Diego, as of course, is Miss Sedona.

-- Modified on 7/7/2004 9:07:52 PM

Related Link: Adorable Jenni San Diego~~The true Expert on Femal Condoms

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Ci Ci2652 reads

he said about the FC's link page. I read it, and it said you shouldn't use it twice (I guess they meant for two pops). So, if it's expensive, then that's another cost to us providers. Just curious.

Hugs,
Ciara

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Jockeypants2601 reads

About them too.
 It didn't seem like Nettie was exposed anymore than a regular condom.  (She also had a cute face and stretch thing going while she was installing...kinda like she was scratching her back with the end of a banana.  Very sexy that real life stuff, ya know?!)

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joercny4252 reads

To Elise's point about using dildos or putting them on a guy and putting them in that way, I'm glad to find that works for some.  My experience is that they start to slip out (perhaps because I'm not well-endowed per se)  I've found that sliding them in with a finger so the top of the ring is pushed back beyond the pubic bone anchors them very well.  Just a tip from an avid user.

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Jockeypants3647 reads

I didn't mean to imply that she used a banana to insert the device.  She didn't.  There were no bananas in the room what-so-ever.  Unless she was holding out on me.

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SULLY2554 reads

but that's just YOU- Mr. Potassium!

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Jenni_SD4281 reads

of the bottom, put it on HIM, then slide in just like always.  I dig it.  

BTW, thanks for the Kudos Elise.........  :)

Related Link: http://www.jenniofsandiego.com

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ahistik4156 reads

Had my first also with the female condom--twice!  The provider I was with also gave an educational session; showing me the proper way to insert the device.  Once inserted, she placed the lube inside and guided me in.  What an experience!!!  What a feeling!!!  Totally different than with a regular condom.  I did get past the "baggie sticking out of her pussy" aspect of it and enjoyed myself!  If given a choice, I'd choose the female condom.

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joercny4157 reads

but on the INSIDE...not the outside.  The outside comes pre-lubed with just enough to get it in.  Putting more on the outside wiil make the thing slip out during the act, obviating the point of the whole exercise.  On the INSIDE, however, frequent and lots of lube is needed.  Unlike a vagina, the FC does not lubricate itself.

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PerthAussie3769 reads

Thank you for a very telling and accurate description. The only thing I would add to have either the ladies or hobbyists to invest in is a product called 'astroglide' at better drugstores... It is the only product that I know of that will not degrade condoms (male or female) and the sensation is like that 'raw dog' feeling you got in your 20s. A small amount in the female condom and on the anatomy and a smooth high sensation ride is in store. Go big or stay home. Play safe.

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Luscious Laurel3954 reads

On melon?  With pie?

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PerthAussie2264 reads

what a way to connect in the morning... GETS you day OFF to a rousing start. What's for lunch?

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DodoMitress2248 reads

As for my experience with them, I didn't care for them too much lol Again, I do know of some providers, who use them, and some who don't. As long as myself, or the next provider out there, is not "pressured" into using them in the session (regardless of what she reads on the instruction labels, and what he may say or another provider may say about them in a positive light).

I do think it's awesome that there is an alternative method of birth control!!! :) It's also great to see providers, who have used them, are enjoying them :) But, I am also sensing in the posts, some sort of pressure now for everyone to use them, which I don't recommend. Like I stated in my previous post (somewhere below on this topic), I have no plans in ever using them again. But lets hope that female condoms always remain an "option" not a "requirement", for we all know that every woman out here, will have a different experience, some nay some yay, and she needs to go by how she feels first, not by what he is insisting.

Let the flames beginnnnnnnnn LOL :)

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ahistik2426 reads

I was asked and, feeling adventurous and experimental, I agreed.  I hope providers do ask and not "require", because the initial visual of the device in place it can put off somebody.  Additionally, one limitation will be the cost--$3-$4 a pop--pardon the pun.  Just like buying a car, it can be an option at the discretion of the consumer!!!

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Jockeypants3516 reads

(Well, not that one where Little Sampson is actually trimmed away.)
No pressure should come from the guys.  Polite requests at most.  If it's a deal breaker then schedule a different lady, I guess!

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V164748 reads

Touche and thanks for this POV.  It is important not to pressure anyone to do things they feel uncomfortable about!  Maybe the detail of familarity/use of the Female Condom could be added to the reviews for people who value it's importance??

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V164044 reads

Well, IME Astroglide FEELS great, but it tastes awful!  My favorite lube to use is Wet Platinum Classic, which has no taste and doesn't become sticky like astroglide, KY and other water-based lubes.  It's silicone based, though, so if you play with silicone toys that can be a problem since silicone liquid causes damage to silicone solids.  Or something like that.  Still, it's the best:  tasteless, smooth and lasts a long time.

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ahistik3119 reads

I was informed by a provider that its also great for those that like to finish of certain other ways--no having to "rip off" the condom; just pull out and do your thing!  Hmmmm...just like bareback! My two pennies....

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joercny2866 reads

Some one else had questions on the using the FC and I applied the findings of my extensive field studies (heehee) in a rather detailed post.  What I've found is that many ladies are curious about the FC, but haven't tried it themselves and aren't familiar with it's use.  However, all the times I've taken the initiative and provided a demonstration in the installation and use, something like 90% of the ladies love them.  And every guy who's posted about how great they feel is right-on.  So, guys, grab a box at Rite-Aid, take a look at them, see what Elise and I have said about using them and then call your ATF.  You won't regret it.

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FSinIndy2296 reads

..regarding the detriment these FC's have on the "dining-out" activity.  Oh I suppose the FC could be inserted after, but with the more burdonsome process of installation, it just seems it would have the potential of decreasing the moment of passion.  JMO.

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ozzy3352740 reads

I do not agree with your line of thought. Respectfully, how can it interfear anymore/less then a normal condom?????

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DodoMitress4408 reads

I say before a guy goes and buys them, MAKE SURE that both you and your ATF are on the same wavelength about using them. I think it would be a waste of time, for him to buy them, bring them to a session, and find out she has no interest in using them. Communication is going to be the key factor here. Also, gents-accept the fact that NOT all women are going to be "honkey-dorey" about using them. Please RESPECT that fact, and slip the jimmy on, and still continue to enjoy your session, for it is all about enjoying the moment, not putting a damper on it, and you both should be fine :)

I also want to add, that I think it's great to see men jumping on the bandwagon for the female condoms :) But, I also feel that no matter how much statistics is placed on this type of contraceptive, you are still going to get a percentage of females, who are either not interested in trying it, or have tried it, and knew it wasn't for them (in my case). Personally, I feel it should be expressed between the provider and the client, before the session what are the expectations, in regards to using the FC, than to have an unexpected letdown, for both parties.

-- Modified on 7/8/2004 9:28:27 AM

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joercny2132 reads

I'll always ask upfront when I'm calling around for new talent to see if the lady is willing to try something new.  Those who are, and who can give the appearance that they're curious/enthusiastic about it, gets my business.

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VonRyan2128 reads

Cheers!

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zinaval2301 reads

She was very thankful.  She had heard about them, but never used one before.  With that in mind, we didn't use one that session.

I bought them up at Walgreens in my hometown, where, to my dismay, they were on clearance.

A good post!  

I especially liked the part about threesomes!

/Zin

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V162555 reads

I am new to this discussion board, as you can see, but I can already see how much I will enjoy it here!  Such great advice, delivered in such a tittilating fashion... MMM HMMM...  teach me more!

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