Please, one damn fart...

and you will not see her again? What a looser you are. I suppose you do not fart?

Our embarassing moments...

Ah yes, even the beautiful young occasionally inadvertently pass gas. It is a normal bodily function - especially when pressure is applied to just the right area with massage.

I kindly suggest that she probably didn't mean it, and was simply too embarassed to acknowledge it to you.

With rare exception, this board proves that men are snippy bitches.

Maybe she had an attitude because you don't know how to fuck? That usually solves the problem for me. Endorphins make most any challenging personality malleable.

Good, you're doing her a favor too. So are you not seeing her because she's human and accidentally farted or because she has an attitude? Take this advice...PDUAAGFY.

You don't have to take it so personally!

Besides, it might be all your fault for pressing too hard!

Amongst yourselves you guys seemed to be fascinated with bodily sounds. Cheering on your buddy's resounding belch. Seeing who can let the loudest one rip. Hell... some of you even test the methane theory by lighting gaseous releases on fire.

And the fact that she passed gas during your date offends you?

I seriously doubt she intended and was more than likely mortified when it occurred leaving her unsure of what to say or do.

Give the female gender some latitude... we haven't been training our whole lives to control the volume and timing of our bodily sounds as you boys have

Judging by some of the ads I've read over the years, some guys would pay extra for that and beg her to do it again.

Personally, I'd just laugh and be glad it wasn't me.

Next time..bottle and sell on Ebay!!

Seems to me that you may have missed a golden opportunity here...there is quite a market for fetish items!!

Re: You blew it!!

You should have jumped up and and said "what was that?!?!" then been dead silent for several seconds while her head was spinning over what to do...
follow that with the RIGHT kind of teasing and relectant acceptance banter to build and release tension and you would have had the most highly charged session you could imagin'!

You might have gotten a session on the house as well.



HalfHour

I'm not clear here.

Does the lady have a bad attitude? Okay, that's a good reason not to see her. Who wants to actually PAY for a woman with a 'tude?

But if I'm understanding this ... you aren't seeing her again because of a simple, normal and natural bodily function?

Oh man, if that's the case ... wow, that's crazy.

When a gal would fart while he was eating her out he'd lift his head and say:

"Thank you for that breath of fresh air."

what did you do to help her out?  Undoublably embarassed...  maybe even surprised...  Take yourself less seriously, light an extra candle...  keep the flame away from her butt!  LOL!!   Farts are gross but then sex is too.   Don't take yourself so seriously.  
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Passing gas is a natural body function and sometimes can't be helped. She was probably mortified that it happened. I feel sorry for you would let such a trivial thing stand in the way of having a good time.

Youre that bothered by a fart?

I was with a client once, and he was going downtown real good. I felt it coming on but I was trying to hold back.  Well when I got to the big O it came out with fart ripping enthusiasm. Loud and proud! LMAO It scared the hell out of the hobbyist, and he jerked backwards, which of course caused me to laugh and force out another one.  We both laughed that time.
Lighten up.  Its NOT a big deal

If her attitude was MORE STANK then I hope that's the real reason you won't see her again because I mean even the best can't always hold it in lol. We...are....people too no matter how pretty. lol

You should have buried your face in her ass!

I've always wondered about that tho too; how the girls hold that back?
...cause lets be honest, guys do it too.

lol wow, thats a new one....

but I don't think that would stop me from seeing her again, I'm sure it wasn't her intention, if all else was awesome I'm guessing it would be a one time mistake.