I personally find it very entertaining when I read posts in these rooms where a guy talks about going 15 minutes non stop and then needs to switch positions before he explodes. Or the guy that says I banged her hard for 15 minutes doggie and then had to go mish so I could go another 15 minutes before I blew my wad. Then there is the oh so great she was going down on me for 20 minutes and I finally had to pull her away so I wouldn't blow.
I could go on and on but Really? Really? You men need to write letters into the Penthouse Forum. Without numbing yourself with a ton of something or other..... Really? Really? Do you really think when we read it we say to ourselves "Wow, I wish I was the stud he is". I can only imagine what the woman who you were with thinks if she reads it and I know all of the beautiful ladies in the rooms enjoy your jocularity as much as I do.
Jocularity, jocularity.
And reading the Penthouse Forum shit is not something that many guys waste their time on. Scan for the pertinent parts such as:
"She's nothing like her pics" OR
"It surprised me that she had Goodyear tattooed on her torso...but not unexpected" OR
"The TV was on the whole time...and I got to finally see a replay of Criminal Minds I hadn't seen"
That's the important parts that you should scan for.
The rest is....rarely important or entertaining.
Posted By: coach618925
I personally find it very entertaining when I read posts in these rooms where a guy talks about going 15 minutes non stop and then needs to switch positions before he explodes. Or the guy that says I banged her hard for 15 minutes doggie and then had to go mish so I could go another 15 minutes before I blew my wad. Then there is the oh so great she was going down on me for 20 minutes and I finally had to pull her away so I wouldn't blow.
I could go on and on but Really? Really? You men need to write letters into the Penthouse Forum. Without numbing yourself with a ton of something or other..... Really? Really? Do you really think when we read it we say to ourselves "Wow, I wish I was the stud he is". I can only imagine what the woman who you were with thinks if she reads it and I know all of the beautiful ladies in the rooms enjoy your jocularity as much as I do.
Jocularity, jocularity.
When you quote, "She's nothing like her pics", do you mean reviewers who say she looks even better than her photos, or just nothing like her photos?
But I prefer to read about the guys who call them out who look nothing like a pic...and not in a good way.
The boys who extoll she looks better than her pics...probably got BBFS.
And the 10/10's to back that up LOL
Posted By: donbecker54
When you quote, "She's nothing like her pics", do you mean reviewers who say she looks even better than her photos, or just nothing like her photos?
Lots of good listening on that page!
(Thanks for posting the original by Bullmoose Jackson and not Aerosmith's version)
,,,certainly exist, but probably shouldn't be envied. Unless we're talking about Sting. The truth:
Well now I don't know whether to be proud of myself or hate condoms.
Condom sex or bbbj? No brainer.
If you think 20 minutes is long, imagine there are some guys out there wanting to go straight for two hours non-stop. For a lot, it's not about being a stud, it's just difficult to ejaculate quickly.
Maybe it's physical, emotional or the condom. I don't know, but as a woman I've had days where I came after 2 minutes with my vibrator and others where it took up to 30 minutes (something mental was going on).
like my ex Sig Other averaged 2 hrs EVERY time we had sex.. and he basically only like me sucking, or vice versa or fucking with me on my back, legs spread WIDE and pushed back the WHOLE TIME
and was out of the room in 35 minutes.
She was amazing and Hell....I bet was happy as well. LOL
NO. I can not last 60 minutes nor "pop" m ore than once in an hour. Oh Well.
a straight up hour of pure fucking. It is not that common, but it I have had it...
THE WORST was this one guy who saw me years ago, and he said he liked oral...I was thinking that he would do a round 1 oral... then we would fuck what not...
Well ok so I am doing oral.. an dafter 15 min, had not come,I was going to do something else...
he says "no...I am close..." fine ok I keep going...
at about now 35 min mark (of straight SUCKING ugh) I was like
"this is NOT working, lets try sex, or something"
him:
"no, I swear, I am VERY close, Please dont stop.."
ok long story short, he kept this up.. and at this point, I was getting FRUSTRATED, MAD, and I was like fuck this, I am gonna make this Mother Fucker cum by my damn mouth if it kills me!
by the time he FINALLY came I looked over at the clock, I had been sucking him for one hour and 5 min!
needless to say, I NEVER EVER saw him again! lo
....I've had a guy fuck me in all kinds of positions, back oral, back to fucking etc went at it a good 55 mins out of 1hr before he "arrived" and he had a huge dick too which after a while just isn't fun anymore. I've given not many but a few blowjobs that lasted the whole 1hr appt and the guy didn't cum and nothing I did wrong because I give amazing head. Also had instances of sucking and doing every bj technique & hand trick I know for a whole 90min or 2hr appt too and he'd cum....at the very last minute seriously.
I don't write reviews for any reason other than to give an accurate description of the girl (are pics accurate, what does she look like) and things that happen during the session, and that is what I look for in reviews.
I could care less if someone can last 60 min or not or if they are lying, the only thing I care about is if they said they went at it for 30 min or more I expect that if I see her that she wont be complaining after 10 min that she is tired or sore.
Guys lying about their prowess is by far the least lie that I care about.
No guarantee you will get what the last guy got
By the end of the appointment they have O'd more than I....one score was 4-2 her -me.
I have no problem with that....I still had fun. and we laugh about it....
kegels are powerful excercise...
Posted By: coach618925
I personally find it very entertaining when I read posts in these rooms where a guy talks about going 15 minutes non stop and then needs to switch positions before he explodes. Or the guy that says I banged her hard for 15 minutes doggie and then had to go mish so I could go another 15 minutes before I blew my wad. Then there is the oh so great she was going down on me for 20 minutes and I finally had to pull her away so I wouldn't blow.
I could go on and on but Really? Really? You men need to write letters into the Penthouse Forum. Without numbing yourself with a ton of something or other..... Really? Really? Do you really think when we read it we say to ourselves "Wow, I wish I was the stud he is". I can only imagine what the woman who you were with thinks if she reads it and I know all of the beautiful ladies in the rooms enjoy your jocularity as much as I do.
Jocularity, jocularity.
