1~ Soulmate
2~ $100 Million
3~ Time Machine
I'll take the time machine any day of the week, especially since with a time machine I can make it any day of the week that I want. lol
You beat me to it.
In addition, with my ego, I could see using the time machine to tweak history as I see fit.
about it. How would you like to be the guy knocking on Zuckerberg's dorm room door, and telling him you heard he had a good idea, and you'd like to be his financial partner? Then go back a little farther and talk Bill Gates into dropping out of school to start Microsoft. We'd be talking about hundreds of billions, not millions. Then fast forward and nuke Wuhan, China in December of 2019. Merry Christmas to all, no Covid in 2020. See, I'm not just a money-grubber, I'm also a humanitarian. I'm not opposed to blowing up Wuhan in order to save the rest of the world. Somebody needs to make the hard decisions. Lol
Not to mention we could go back and grudge-fuck every beautiful girl who didn't have time for us in the past.
Add to all of the above PLUS regain youth, fuck repeatedly with MSOG on a date.
Agreed but if you are really nuking Wuhan it has to go back earlier that year. Kung Flu was already here unreported and undiagnosed before 12/19.....
Of course, actually nuking it would create all kinds of other problems (this is in case any of you actually has a time machine)..... Maybe just take out the lab a few years earlier...
Not keen on the unintended consequences of altering history, and eventually the machine breaks...
Yeah, breaks down somewhere over France during WW 1 and crash lands me in a trench filled with mustard gas... Fun thought.
the $100 million. Not sure if my ol' body could stand the rigors or time travel, and I'm sure that with a fat bankroll, I could find a soulmate. Ashley, with your $100 million, and mine, we could be soulmates easily.
LLAP,
Swim
We would all already be multi-billionaires. Or we will be in:
5.....
4....
3...
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1..................
Oh well... 
I'll take the cash, please.
Life is good
The Cat
She said you could only choose one.
So, soulmate is the only choice.
Ashley, let me know when I can come by and pick you up. 8o)
I’ll let you know, MrFisher. Wink!
how bout this: you take the $100,000,000, I'll take the time machine, and we can be soulmates!
and stop from marrying the first wife !! 
...soulmate....no amount of money or movement of time can really replace the emotional sensation or understanding of finding your true soulmate....most of us are not paying attention...
Are we the same age, or do we go back to the age we were after time travel? If we go back twenty years, am I twenty years younger or present day age?
I want to time travel to 2022 and see if its any better or worse.
Do you know how much money I could make by traveling back in time and gambling on the presidential elections since 2008?
I’m time traveling to the 2003. Going to Caesar’s Palace in Vegas. Betting everything I own on a parlay. “this black dude named Barack Hussein Obama is gonna win the presidency in 2008 and 2012. After that, Hillary Clinton, who was president Bill Clinton’s wife, is gonna run for president, win the popular vote, but lose the presidency to Donald Trump. Following that, this black and Indian woman named Kamala is going to be Vice President”
I would clear so much money off that parlay.
Do you realize just how rich you could become if you could only go back in time a few minutes?
BTW your liberal bias is showing. Not to mention why would you go back to 2003 to make this parlay of yours when the first event in your bet doesn't happen for a full five years?
aren't thick-skinned enough to hang on the P & R board want to bring that shit over here. I say they should grow a pair and keep it over there.
I'd eventually acquire/amass as much money as I'd ever need, so I wouldn't select the $100 million choice.
I have no soul, so I don't need a soulmate (I'm not even sure that's real).
and refuse to answer
But definitely is not soulmate. I don't even know what that means.
Tried that once in a DeLorean. I went back to the 1950's. It was horrible. My mom hit on me in the car! My dad was a peeping Tom! When I got back to present day, I was told that my kids, in the future, were messed up. No thanks Ash. Hard pass. Show me the money.
I could tell my younger self to not get married, ditch the religion, have sex with those girls who liked you in high school, and most importantly, the male escort market for women is about to take off, so you can make a lot of money and have fun doing it.
male escort market is that most of the customers are old fat broads. If that's you're idea of fun, then you have my sympathies. Now your idea about telling your younger self to have sex with all the girls in high school who liked you is a lot different. I could get behind that idea . . . . . except for one thing. How many girls do you think you could through at age 16 before some puritanical parent charged you with statutory rape? Don't mean to rain on your parade, but it was a lot more prevalent than it is now, where most parents who find out their daughter is fucking around just brag about it the same way they did about their sons (us) back in the day.
I’d be able to get #2 ten times over with a time machine — if I could convince my dad of quite a few things back in 1990 or so. He’d probably still be alive today too. Conversely, I’d try to school myself on a few things in regards to certain girls in my life and maybe figure out the soulmate part after I get my practice in with them.
3 ~ Time Machine!
A "Time Machine" to bring back my dearest deceased Mother whom passed eleven
years ago due to Leukemia.
Said machine to return my more recently deceased Father due to Covid.
And finally this "Time Machine" to remodel my late teens!
I would've still gotten my College Master's Degree, though working "smarter, not harder"!
I should've conveniently, financially, and beneficially worked as an Escort!!!
{ which I would never do back then due to the fear of my family discovering my line of work! }
Instead I endured 2-3 hours a day of sleep whilst attending 20 credit hours of day/night
school, while working 2.5+ jobs at any one time; Acting, Modeling, and Waitress/Bartending,
Model Scouting, Selling State Farm Insurance, 0wning/Working a Residential Cleaning Business,
and Booking Talent for Music Acts for Lounge/Clubs.
I kick myself all the time over my naïveté !
AJ💋
Money only can do so much. It will.never make you happy, just comfortable while you are what ever you would be without it. Time machine would allow me to undo my mistakes and failures but these made me into who I am now. I like who I am now. So I would chose a soulmate. I am lucky. I found her already. Yes we have had our ups and downs. Yes there were days I didn't like her all that much. But I love her and always loved her. She makes me a better person. She makes my life so much better in so many ways. She makes me happy and gives me a reason to get up each day even on the bed ones. Number 1 is my answer. The other two while fun, is no match to a good woman who loves you and you live in return.
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