I am so sick and tired of reading the same redundant threads and impossible reviews describing the earth shattering orgasms given to us by the kindly old gentlemen who take half the appointment just getting it up to the 30 something youngsters who fill the cap as soon as we spread em and point them in the right direction.

Enough already ! We Don't Cum With You !

It's not easy seeing client after client day in and day out while putting on the same show which always includes deep, heavy breathing along with panting, moaning and sometimes added screaming in order to pump up your paper thin ego's.

You think its easy to time our fake release to coincide with our eyes rolling back in our heads, Kegel muscles that tighten and relax and just the right amount of lube ooze from us in order to make you think that we are swept away in a hour of incredibly orchestrated pleasure.

We fake it because we are paid to fake it. We do it in order to push you closer to the edge so that you will cum and then leave us alone. We also know that by saying " Oh my God, You made me cum so hard " that you will give us a great review. In my eyes I may only deserve an 7 or 8 in performance but usually I can squeeze a 9 or a 10 out of you fools.

Anyway, your questions are now answered and there is no doubt left in your foolish minds so move onto a new topic and stop pissing me off.

Thanks for confirming what most of us already knew.

Allow me to tell you something you already knew as well. ;-p We pay you to fake it, tell us white lies, and make the session our little fantasy. We know that you guys are great actors and get paid accordingly.

We also pay you to leave us alone after the session because most of us aren't interested in a long term relationship, having a civvy SO,  being married, or simply wishing to stay uncommitted to anyone... possibly having gone through a traumatic/costly relationship. (Occasionally, a short term tryst is possible though. lol)

However when we visit the likes of you and we are behaving kind, gentle, being nice, it is infact genuinely the way we really are. Our true self, horny little bastards with egos and dicks that need to be stroked.  ( But is it any different for women who constantly need to be told how pretty she is and that she isn't fat?

After all, its not like we're trying to scheme or seduce you in order to get into your pants. Lol

Speak for yourself lady (I use the term loosely).

I just had one hell of a flaming screaming orgasm this afternoon. Gawd, I get a clit twitch just thinking about it. Some of us actually DO cum, and actually DO enjoy our job. If that isn't you, tough titties.

You said it exactly, "We fake it because we are paid to fake it". Do you need someone to draw you a diagram here? You got paid. You gave up your right to whine when you took the envelope. So STFU and fake it, don't fake it, your choice. If you can't hack it (and it sounds like you can't since you need to vent), then exit stage left and pursue whatever career your dubious education entitles you to.

Hey Sins, why direct the hate toward me ?

I'm only trying to help you and the rest of the ladies by educating the herd.
If the Johns don't expect us to cum then we won't have to put so much energy into the act.

Plain and simple .

Most do fake it, but occasionally some providers gushed out juices in a way that is virtually unfakeable. No way in hell a girl can fake that while I'm still deep inside her unless my condom broke and it's my precum that I'm feeling lol

That type of "wet gush" (the type that suddenly reduces friction as if there was a plethora of lube applied) is very difficult to fake no matter how good an actor she is... while a penis is still inside.
(no opportunity for her to apply lube discreetly or anything like that)

Yes, most of the time I know it is fake but some of us are capable of differentiating between a fake vs real orgasm.

But regarding the wet gush; if it sounds like orgasm, very wet like orgasm,  and moaned and breathed like orgasm... Well which is more likely?

We're not as phucking stupid and totally clueless as the OP makes us out to be.... :-P

Because we were either holding each others hands and her leg held back far behind... or the lube was on the table a bit far for her to reach.

Meticulous guy like myself would have noticed it if she was reaching for it... Dont think I haven't thought of that possibility...

Still I agree, it doesnt happen often.

when we have no need for her to fake an orgasm; just that she's enjoying herself? I haven't run across many ladies that have had, or faked orgasms. Perhaps one, where she about crushed my head between her thighs while I was giving her DATY. On second thought, she might have been just trying to get me to stop. I say this just to point out that I'm not expecting to rock her world, just hoping to find her reasonably receptive, seductive and skilled.

so we can avoid her.

So I propose we all go on a multi-year vacation from hobbying. At least I plan on it.

What makes you think you are qualified to speak for anyone here? So you hate the fact that you suck dick for a living. You hate earning as much as a lawyer or a doctor for the privilege of perfecting your acting skills. We get it.

I'll let you in on a little secret. YOU, and ONLY you, are responsible for your orgasm. The men don't seem to have a problem making sure they get theirs. Its up to you make sure you get yours if you want to cum. Its that simple. I was somewhere in my 20's when I made that particular discovery, and entering the p4p world didn't change that simple fact one little bit.

How about investing less energy in "acting" and more energy in genuinely participating (yes, this means giving your partner cues when something feels good, and telling him what doesn't feel good). You might discover that you enjoy your job more. Just a hunch.

Regardless, don't try to speak for all of us. You can't, and you don't. Providers come in every shape and size, every age bracket, every race, and every background. We choose to become providers for very different reasons. It seems fair to say that you are here for the money, and that's fine. Most women are. Some of us had other motives. You do not come close to representing the way every provider thinks or feels. If you don't enjoy your job, that is too bad. But don't project your cynicism onto the rest of us. Just count your money and count your blessings. When the time comes that you truly can't stand to fake another orgasm, just remember, McDonald's does not require you to moan when you flip a burger.

E-O-M.

I am sure some ladies will protest. But thanks for the honesty.

Perhaps a little burned-out on the day-to-day of it all?...happens to the best of us, in all endeavors...

I don't  read reviews anymore. Too old to care what someone else is going to be doing with my ladynof choice. Ruins it, however I always found claims of two, three, and even four orgasms comical.  I had a provider friend once tell me when she was switching positions, she'd discreetly pull a slimy oyster up out of her throat when switching positions, and use it as lube. Said it worked better than any store bought and left her clients feeling like they'd made her expel that sticky goo.

Thanks for sharing!  I think we all know the deal, some just refuse to accept it.

Not one prostitute has ever cum during a session. Really? And you know this how? Because every TER prostitute has informed you that this is the case? Or maybe because you ASSume that since it's true for you, it's true for all prostitutes.

Guess what? We get it. We know it's a show and you are a performer and we've all seen the various forms fake orgasms take on. Oddly enough, some of us don't get the same show each time, even with the same provider. Sometimes our ATFs feign orgasms, sometimes not. In your case, it seems to be never. Sorry your job is so tough and we're so boring and you never get off with us. Thank goodness for dildos!

It's about time someone cut through some of the bullshit here.

I still love a good show, though.  Knowing it's fake doesn't wreck it for me.  I still like movies, for example, and I know they're not real either.  This is no different.  Do it well, and I am happy.

Wait -- what?!  She pulled a slimy oyster up out of her throat?  How the fuck does someone hide a slimy oyster in their throat?  And, like, what does her breath smell like?

You're joking, right?  Or you believe this?

Maybe you should try something else for which you're better suited.  Like waiting tables, bagging groceries or changing Depends in the Old Age Home.  You have us confused with someone who gives a shit.
PS: I don't give a fuck whether you come or not.  Why did you think I did?

well when my GF tells me how her day went, I only pretend I care :-p

I dare say that some of us older gentlemen have learned a trick or 2 and might even care about our partners.

And, actually, you don't have to screw me.  That'll be hard when I'm running in the other direction.  You can stick to the white knights here who love it when you shit on them.

Do you even read reviews?  I've read plenty.  And most of them say something like this about a provider's O: "if it was fake she deserves an Oscar."  So, while they might wish it was real, they know it wasn't.  The bullshit is thinking most mongers believe it's real.  The reality is, we just enjoy the show.  At least you're right about that.

Thank you for your honesty. Anyone who has had real lovers not girlfriends!!! Who they wanted to please and be pleased by know the truth. Great. Now that the truth is out of the way let's go and have fun with p4p which damn nice if you enjoy it for what it. Thank you.

Atsute_Prostitute: PM me if you're in Chicago.  I'll pay to take you to lunch if you promise to show me fake orgasm faces.  I don't want sex.  I just want to see funny faces and hear funny stories and laugh.  We can spend the whole time at a restaurant.

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Oh my God. Are you really telling me that I am not the greatest lover in America? You must be mistaken. I am shocked. This is not possible.
I know I must be the greatest because I have been told this so many times over the years by many of you ladies.  
Oh, my, my my your post has really put us in our place.
In all seriousness, while I have been inactice for a while, experience over the years has led me to believe that I have met some of the most honest and nicest ladies ever around here.  Delightful.
I cannot say that about the women in the "civilian" dating world. In that world, deceit and alterior motives are the order of the day.  I have no time for that nonsense.
Many of us bill my for our time in some of our professions.  Hopefully great value is given in return.
So, let me say, I have far more respect for you ladies than any I have met in the "civilian" world.
I like to thank you beautiful ladies for who you are. You have been and you continue to be, some of the best people I have met.
So, I will be back in action quickly.  The grass is not greener there.
Love to you all.
Bye for now.
Kimosabe (So, Hi ho Silver. The Lone Ranger rides again)

Hi there, I'm a provider that's paying for school and kinda agree. Anyways, I've been a webcam model as of recently and it's a bit better-I work fro home and the only hands that touch me are my own. Also, people from all over the world pay to see me have real orgasms. I think it may be something to look into for you, it's considerably more satisfying

Most gentlemen will refuse to believe you.
But you're still right.

Hope you like bagging groceries better than faking orgasms.

Why would I read reviews?  Most of them are exactly what the OP says they are: Dick-waving love-me stories by guys who just paid to get laid.

"Had been looking at Astute's pics for a while and decided I just had to meet this goddess.  Was in town so called her up.  Standard two-call system.  She met me at the door wearing the outfit I requested and wow -- what a knockout.  Better than her pics.  Then it just got better.  VIPs read on...  For the rest of you, I will repeat!

So as soon as I got in we started DFKing while she tore my clothes off.  I dived down right away and ate pussy like no tomorrow, during which she had the first of many Os that evening.  She said she needed me in her so we moved to the bed for some BBFBJCIMSJPF and CIFNH.  I paid extra special attention to those delightful moonfruits topped with tasty little gumdrops, which got hard as pebbles the instant I went to work.  Soon the cover went on and I went in, and she soon had the second O and I blew my load.  Then we sat talking while I regathered my strength.  She's a really cool gal.  I went down again, gave her her third O, but unfortunately I wasn't up for a second cup.  Cleaned up, got dressed, and wen home with a smile on my face.  Guys, she is a good one.  Treat her right!"

Sound familiar?

Go back to writing your thread about how to increase the volume of your jizz.  Nothing proves you're a man more than having a copious amount of stuff ooze out your dick.  Unless it's gonorrhea.

Of course you do, dear.  You know all.  Even people you've never met.  Yes.  Yes.  Sshhhhhh!  Now go take your meds.

That rather than spitting outnon the cock, she'd lodge back in her throat until the cover went on. She said she'd then discreetly pull up out of her throat via her fingers, and wipe on her vagina as he thought she was guiding his cock in.

These women have some pretty amazimg methods that we are clueless to. She even told me stories of working on her period, using sponges to block blood flow throughout the session, then having to douche them out after appointment was over. She said she did it for years, and apparently it's common practice. Just goes to show how clueless we fellows really are. I think women are the stronger sex.  She's retired now, but I do miss her stories like that.

most of us already knew that girls hardly ever come through intercourse but guess what as long as I cum I really do not care if she does or not..

that she's really a frustrated housewife and doesn't even begin to meet with real clients? Hmm... wonder how far that would go over?

AP, you can speak for yourself. You can't speak for me or any other woman here.

Leave the rest of us out of your ill-informed musings.

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so why not enjoy this ride each and every time we go on it?  I, personally would not be seeing clients if I did not enjoy both sides of the coin.  Receiving and giving pleasure, it's the name of the game, and the minute I start thinking or talking otherwise,  I'm going to get a job doing something else that I love.  

I think you're in the wrong profession.  If it's just about the money, hon....maybe it's time to move on?

i ain't there to make you cum lol.  as long as i gets mine and you can pretend to not be repulsed by me is all i needs

AGREED WITH YOU!!

or she's peeing and you just don't smell it,,,

or

well,,, check TrulyMsMocha's response below


HH

Maybe you need a little time off..seeing clients day in and day out has got to be horrible for you .
You obviously are either a guy or you really need to find a day job,and quit being so bitter.

Def Not my cup of tea... Lol

You don't know and you don't want to know.  Whatever.  Stay locked in your little fantasy world along with the OP.  Oh, and if you think I posted the thread about jizz volume, LMAO!  Wrong again!

And, BTW, I'm generally not as nasty as the post sounds.  I just have no patience for angry providers who come here to flame clients under an alias.  Especially when they tell us what we already know.  I know a few people on the board and none of them, repeat, none, are under the illusion they make providers come except under rare and unusual circumstances.  It does happen, just rarely.  Anyone who says it's always one way or another...is always wrong.   Being wrong is fine.  Being wrong and nasty?  Not so much.

who posted.  First off, we're all wasting our time with A_P.  (and, as mrfisher pointed out, "she" is likely a he-troll).  Anyway, "she" has already rationalized your responses as done out of fear "she's" burst the bubble of clients reading this and will harm your business.  People like "her" are so invested in their world-view they can't imagine anyone else seeing things differently.  "She" probably also twists what I and others have written to mean we think we make providers come all the time.  We don't.  It's just that there's no "all or nothing" on this subject or any others.
Her punishment is that she's got to remain herself; an angry, bitter and unhappy person who should be in another line of work.  Lunch Lady, perhaps.
As for the "guys" who jumped in to defend her, sympathize with her and thank her for her "honesty," well, how pathetic.  You have brought White Knight-ing to a new low and earned your spurs as True Manginas.  Or, as another poster suggested yesterday, "he cunts."  But that's an insult to cunts.  I'm really glad you fools enjoy it when someone shits on your head.  Next time, look up and open wide!  Then smile and say, "Thank you!  May I have some more?"  Please go to the new, new BDSM board where you can find out how to become a submissive.

I would not use the words he used, be he is right. Damn, I hate agreeing with an attack aliases, but when they speak the truth they speak the truth.

Funny thing is I am a bit of a white-knighting mangina and even I can't defend this "lady's" rant speaking for providers everywhere.

Let's do some comparisons between you and Astute...

1.  Use of aliases?  Check
2.  Latent bitter hostility?  Check
3.  Broad generalizations to make a point?  Check
4.  Obsession with 'truth' on a crazy board for people with generally fucked up lives?  Check

I liked Astute_prostitute's post.  It was brassy with a hard kernel of truth.  Way more entertaining than arguing about whether MP drinks too much or sends too many texts to women that he pays to have sex with him, or listening to scoed remind us again about how he is forced against his will to cheat on his wife because she is a sex worker.  (N.b.: I actually kind of like these guys -- just giving them shit)

I don't care whether AP's post was written by a real girl or a guy or my brother or a circus pony recovering in the burn ward from a tragic meth lab accident.  I enjoyed it.  

Now pardon me because I need to go take my morning shit.

I book my appointments with some space between so for one I can shower and two I LOVE TO GET OFF!!  I am a 40 YO WOMAN that loves to cum. I dont fake because I suck at faking it.  I am sexually charged and I do this not only for the money but some of us REALLY LIKE SEX!  IMHO I think you are in the wrong profession. Chew my head off now because I really dont give a shit! I love sex and you damned sure dont speak for me!
TL

Sounds like you haven't been able to take a decent shit in years.  Also loved the part where you shit on two other guys and then try to say "just kidding."  Can you spell Weasel?
As for "broad generalizations," no, there actually weren't any.  And, if I'm so wrong, why did a half dozen providers chime in?  I guess they're wrong, too, and are lying to drum up biz.  LOL!  "Hard kernel of truth?"  I never denied some orgasms are faked.  My entire point was simply that not all of them are, and that the OP sounded like an angry person who belonged in a different business.  We get one of these every couple of months, venting and shitting on mongers and it's just old.  If you like it so much, get over to the BDSM board and arrange for someone to take a dump on your chest.
Question:  you are shit on continually for being a pompous douche.  At what point will you figure out that it just might be true?

Do you feel better about yourself now?

I'm paying to CUM not watch the provider to CUM!  Bottom line...I don't give a shit if the providers doesn't CUM, however, if I don't CUM I'm NOT going back for seconds or referred her to anyone.  Guys are paying to CUM...haven't you figured that out yet?  HELLO BEAVIS....wake up and CUM on me

I wasn't 'just kidding' about shitting on MP and scoed.  I really did mean to shit on them.  The difference is that I know they can take it.  Step out from behind your alias, mr back-waxer, and I'd be happy to shit on you too by name.

No broad generalizations in your post?  Seriously?  I might very well be a pompous ass, but I'm not delusional.  I have no problem with you or the OP or anyone else writing 'for effect'.  Totally cool.  Please: Challenge my beliefs with bold statements.  I love it.  But don't go all cloudy-headed amongst your own words.  These posts aren't written depositions or business contracts.   Do we really need to parse them so?

What is the problem anyway with AP talking about faked orgasms?  Why is that so threatening?  If it's so obvious to everyone, why has there been such a reaction?  If I were to post that the sky is blue, I doubt people would get so worked up.  And it's not just about the way she made something not always the case sound like it's always the case.  The sky is not actually always blue either, and blue is subjective in any case.  But again, I doubt there will ever be a big thread about someone saying the sky is blue.

It is my belief, Mr Dinkywinky, that you are so worked up because you hate the fact that maybe not every provider is really turned on by you and your hairy back and nose hairs and lame fumbled sex tricks.  So what?  Get over it. This is a board for JOHNS.  We're all fucking losers paying girls to pretend they like us.  Many of the guys here have by their own admission completely fucked up lives.  We are not heroes of humanity.  Hell, you know what?  I have even faked a couple orgasms with *providers*.  How fucking pathetic is THAT?

So we ALL suck.  And everyone outside these boards knows it better than we do. But what we could have is SOLIDARITY in our stigma.  Let's all be hated losers together.  We the pathetic freaks who pay, and the providers with low self esteem and ongoing secret guilt who service us.  Let us all join arm in arm and march proudly through the streets boldly claiming our slimey hated place in society. We need an anthem... a soundtrack to for the new society that we will build from the bricks of common experience and devotion to this hobby of all hobbies...

...Or, well, what the fuck. That sounds like too much work.  Maybe I should just quit screwing around on the internet and get back to what I'm supposed to be doing.

...of some poor sucker DATY, getting pissed on while she moans, and then proudly writing in his review about how his carefully honed tongue acrobatics brought her over the edge!  LOL!


(And yes, I know real squirting is not pee)

Whomever the OP is, they either sound bitter or bored. Maybe both.

I'd like to say all the ladies I've seen O'd but that's simply not true. I truly believe one or more have, just not all of them.

I'd like to thank the other ladies for getting on saying they don't share the same sentiment as the OP.

Kinda sad, and if infact the OP is a lady I think for everybody's sake, especially hers, if she found another vocation.

Playing with escorts now I have found a way that works for me is a big perk to my marriage.

Besides it is not cheating if she knows about it and encourages it. Just like swinging is not cheating, it is a mutually agreed upon life style choice.

Well, in no particular order:  "Mr Smartypants?"  "Mr. Dinkywinky?"  "Mr. Backwaxer?" Gosh, I feel so awful now.  You truly are the put-down Prince!
As for the rest of it, first if all you've exposed yourself as a sad, self-loathing mess.  I really should leave you alone because you're harder on yourself than I could ever be.  I have no doubt you are, indeed, a "pathetic freak."  Not because you're a monger, but because you really do believe you are.
And, yes, I'm writing for effect but, if you have any reading comprehension at all, there are actually responses in there, too.  For instance: I didn't totally disagree with the OP's statement about faked orgasms.  I said I knew it happened but that it wasn't always the case.  Several providers chimed into agree.  Wanna go flame them?  My problem with her post, as I've explained several times on this thread (which which you are apparently too dense to get or to lazy to read), is that, like any blanket statement, it's just not true all the time.  I don't pretend to know how many orgasms are faked and how many aren't.  One provider told me she comes about 1/3 or the time, but even when she doesn't she's genuinley enjoying herself.  Must that be a lie?  It makes me wonder if you even read the entire thread.  So, no, I am not threatened by the OP's statements about her own sad lot.  I am pissed when she claims it's absolutely true for all providers and does so with a venomous and truly sad level of anger.  It becomes doubly sad when clowns like you thank her for feeding you a shit sandwich.
As for aliases, grow the fuck up.  Lots of people use them, even the mods.  If you don't want to, don't.  You'll be in good company, too.  But don't presume to know why others choose to use them on occasion.  And who are you?  "bashfull john?"  Really out there, aren't you?  So much braver than my alias-du-jour.  LMFAO!
So, yes, please do go back to doing whatever you're supposed to be doing.  Or take a shit and eat it, for all I care.

Hell, I would bet an hour session with the highest paid provider in the business that some of the "O's" significant others have are faked too.  Doesn't stop us from attempting though, now does it?

EOM

just before I logged off that this might be a Hiro wanna-be. Meh...

Wet gush does not = orgasim

Dude, I get it. For your sake and happiness, please try webcam instead. You'll get less frustrated, it's legal, and it fucking fun. est wishes.

I would much rather have a provider lay there and be honest than do all the fake squirming, oohing and ahhing! I really don't care if she gets off or not! I am paying for me to get off, not her! She can read a book for all I care, while we do it doggie style! The bottom line is I am not there because I want them to act as my gf, I am there to get off whether they enjoy it, want it or just want to lay there. Its a business transaction, nothing more. I don't live on fantasy island, I prefer reality.

I'd like to make that perfectly clear. Not all of us subscribe to such attitude, but there are a few exceptions. Whatever floats your boat. But, my life philosophy does have a clause in it: never do anything you don't really want to do.

Charlotte

Life as I know it is now over...3 strikes and I am outta here

I get mine too.  Sucks you don't want to.  LOL  I can't say I do with everyone, but if they push the right buttons I squirt a ton.   Lube?  I don't need or want it.