Jizzed in your own eye?  How many points?  Plus or minus?
PS:  This is important because I did this about 20 years ago and will heavily affect my score.

I show up on time! Limit my exchanges to setting up the appointment. Show up clean shaven, well showered, teeth brushed, and shower again on my arrival. Place the correct amount in the envelop and place it on the nearest flat surface when entering the door. Only ask for what's on the lady's menu, and leave at the appointed time. Usually a tip is given on the way out the door. I get even a higher score if I book a return visit!

You're joking, right?

Fuck dude. If you only knew....

Your system should be in negative numbers, because we don't get paid.  In fact, we leave with less money than we arrived with.  

Also, score yourself against what the provider wants or what the fellow hobbyist expects?

- doing the MILF Mom and Daughter

- doing luscious sisters

- doing kissin cousins

+10
-25
-5
+1

Total = -19

And all will be well then!

you aint gettin near me with that thang.  She was wearing magnifying bifocals

What about:

-15 - Aunt "Flo" made a surprise visit
+10 - LE busted you both; but only took her in
+20 - You were able to somehow get  the $$$ back after all was said and done