Tonight pals, as we gather around the hearth, with family and friends all around, like some fucking Norman Rockwell painting, and as we partake in the eating of the festive bird, I know that you, like me, would much rather be repeatedly applying a sausage stuffing to a festive clam.  Can't wait to get this shit over and onto next week.  I gots me 2 ladies on deck.  Enjoy!

Im so fuckin board watching family do puzzles and waiting to leave to wacth  whats left of football
no don't get me wrong I am greatful for all I have But I'd like to think I am thankful year round.. why wait to celebrate  on the day we stole land from the indians??

Hope I didnt offend anyone
but I just cant wait til this is all over so I can get laid !
anyone out there with out famil to celebrate this year call me ill be giving specials tonight and tomorrow for you alone!

xooxox