1. Park in your designated spot.
2. Take your laundry out of the dryer and throw it on the table because well, she's all outta quarters and she wants your dry time.
3. Knock on your door at midnight and tell you to turn that loud racket down.
4. Tell your landlord that you have girls going in and out of your place all day and all night...and that she suspects that you might be a pimp because you're driving a Pinto so you sure ain't a mac daddy.
5. Lift your welcome mat.
6. Send her boyfriend over to see if she and him are keeping you up banging that loudly.
7. Turn you down for dinner and a movie because well she "wouldn't want to get involved with a guy who lived so close".
8. Go out for a jog at 6 am and read your newspaper, have a box of Cheerios and return the paper when she's done.
9. Sign for your UPS and keep the Figi's salami and crackers and give it to someone in the office grab bag.
10.Tell your mother that you might not be eating well because you keep throwing away her pies.
11. Tell management that she suspects you are stalking her because she saw you staring at her when she happened to be standing naked playing with herself infront of the window.

I made all those up. Anybody got any to add????

HB

I suppose we are ALL the "girl next door" (We live next door to SOMEBODY!). And I guess we all do the mundane things of life like wash dishes and do laundry.

I like "the biz" because I can suspend reality for a while and indulge in a little fantasy with the nice gentlemen I meet. I'm here to help gentlemen forget the stresses of their day, but heck I want to forget the stresses of my day too! lol! I have enough reality in my life...LETS HAVE SOME FANTASY!

So gentlemen, instead of imagining your favorite provider scrubbing her bathtub...imagine her in a room bathed in candle light, soft music, lingerie and waiting for you!

my .02 cents

Sable
xoxo

I dunno....I always thought watching both my ex -wife and my current GF down on their hands and knees doing a little scrubing was pretty sexy!! Watching the booty jiggle back and forth...watching them get just a tad of a "glow"....it is hot stuff!!

That reminds me....my ex never understood it, but she cheerfully went along with it...how I'd always be horny after either A) watching her clean the house or B) watching her workout. But, maybe that's just me.....  :^)

(Which also reminds me...my most recent ex-GF did dress up as a French Maid this past Halloween, complete with a quite short and quite tight little black and white uniform...and after we left the costume party we attended, she took care to apply a good polishing to pretty much my entire body with her tongue...LOL!!)

because you left your front door ajar while you steped out for the mail.  Her cat just happened to dash into your place and of course she had to go in to get the cat.