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Interesting Review: " Birds, dogs, crap all over the place. She's a trainwreck. Photos ancient"
Blowing Chunks 3246 reads
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1 / 23
Interesting Review: " Birds, dogs, crap all over the place. She's a trainwreck. Photos ancient"

And literally ancient photos. I found out this reviewer and I have a roughly similar taste, so I can only imagine just how fugly this girl is in person if he gave her the all time prestigious & nearly unobtainable TER appearance score of ONE! lmfao  :D  

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Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 1209 reads
posted
2 / 23
Lmfao!!! I lost for words after reading it!!! Eom


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mrfisher 111 Reviews 983 reads
posted
3 / 23
This guy was the first review....

but the kicker is why the other three also fell for it.

Oh well, I guess that explains why "wet paint" signs have fingerprints all around them.

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 725 reads
posted
4 / 23
yeah but the really fun thing is - three more tried her out afterward

after she got the "1" for appearance -

and even more odd - she did not get an "8" from anyone....  must be bad when you are *nobodies* type even on TER.....

Blowing Chunks 819 reads
posted
5 / 23
I guess they never bothered to read reviews.

Those guys don't deserve sympathy lol  

If they did read them,  well I guess the depths of stupidity is endless.  ;)

Blowing Chunks 792 reads
posted
6 / 23
"Nobody's type". clearly TER reviews are helpful and gave an "objective" score of 1,2. I eom


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USGrantlover 221 Reviews 935 reads
posted
7 / 23
Re: This guy was the first review....

Tried my best to help sigh. Oh. And she's still active and running ads. Suckers born every second.  

Posted By: mrfisher
but the kicker is why the other three also fell for it.

Oh well, I guess that explains why "wet paint" signs have fingerprints all around them.

-- Modified on 5/20/2014 6:42:19 AM

FoxyNC See my TER Reviews 825 reads
posted
8 / 23
And the award goes to...

How do you find this shit? LOL

Dunno if this goes to you or her...  
But maybe this will make someone happy

Blowing Chunks 830 reads
posted
9 / 23
I check out people's reviews. And this stood out among all his

9 & 10s  lol  he usually does not score lower than that...  
 
Scoring looks similar to my review history,  assuming I had one rofl

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 777 reads
posted
10 / 23
what is really surprising is that someone else did not give her at least a 6.....


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TalkToTrees 941 reads
posted
11 / 23
Speaking of ancient

why are you bothering reading reviews that are over 2 years old?  

Either you are super bored or are you having a slow news day?

The Forest Waits
Posted By: Drunken Asian
And literally ancient photos. I found out this reviewer and I have a roughly similar taste, so I can only imagine just how fugly this girl is in person if he gave her the all time prestigious & nearly unobtainable TER appearance score of ONE! lmfao  :D  
   
 https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1219019

USGrantlover 221 Reviews 1199 reads
posted
12 / 23
Re: And the award goes to...

He's stalking me haha that's how he found it :)

Posted By: FoxyNC
How do you find this shit? LOL  
   
 Dunno if this goes to you or her...  
 But maybe this will make someone happy.  
 

Blowing Chunks 756 reads
posted
13 / 23
Lol you got me. I had my eyes on you the moment we met. :P e


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Blowing Chunks 649 reads
posted
14 / 23
No, if I was bored I'd be talking to trees... eom


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hbyist+truth=;( 837 reads
posted
15 / 23
Oh look, the Dairy Queen award. e.


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GaGambler 931 reads
posted
16 / 23
I don't think you EVER get that bored

When you do get really bored, I notice you talk to Pimples and Mein. If I see you getting bored enough to talk to this stupid piece of wood like he's an actual human being, I'll be sure to call the "Suicide Hot Line" on your behalf.

Blowing Chunks 691 reads
posted
17 / 23
"stupid piece of wood" Hahahahahahahahahahaah!!!! eom


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freddobbs 872 reads
posted
18 / 23
Reading old reviews

I often read old reviews, sometimes much older than from a couple of years ago. It can be interesting to see how reviews for a particular provider change over time, particularly when her scores have improved measurably. I usually read old reviews when I'm planning to schedule a meeting with a provider who has been around a while. It can be very informative and helpful in deciding whether to see someone.

USGrantlover 221 Reviews 916 reads
posted
19 / 23
Re: Lol you got me. I had my eyes on you the moment we met. :P e

Hahaha good retort! Love you too!

USGrantlover 221 Reviews 915 reads
posted
20 / 23
Re: Speaking of ancient

You need a Poulan

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Posted By: TalkToTrees
why are you bothering reading reviews that are over 2 years old?  
   
 Either you are super bored or are you having a slow news day?  
   
 The Forest Waits  
   
Posted By: Drunken Asian
And literally ancient photos. I found out this reviewer and I have a roughly similar taste, so I can only imagine just how fugly this girl is in person if he gave her the all time prestigious & nearly unobtainable TER appearance score of ONE! lmfao  :D    
     
  https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1219019

Usedtobebetter 826 reads
posted
21 / 23
One of my reviews had the unique event...

of her 8 foot long snake getting out of its cage in the middle of the session and the bed was on the floor.  Her place (incall at her rented house) was a trash bin and she was fugly fat.

Not one of my better choices.

Sidney Starr See my TER Reviews 597 reads
posted
22 / 23
Hmmmm,

Pretty scary. Some ladies have such awful reviews and yet they keep getting business. Some guys will go out of curiosity. Some will go thinking they are the one that will get the golden egg, the special treatment and turn it all around. I have ha this said to me before. Lol I know it's odd. ;-)  

 There are always men out there to see every different type of provider. It takes all kinds for all kinds!!!

Jinx_The_Cat 33 Reviews 921 reads
posted
23 / 23
There's two of them on the planet?

There was a review from several months back about her west coast Doppelgänger.  I couldn't find it - sorry.  As I recall it, the guy meets her in the parking lot of her psych clinic and then has to follow her in his car to her place.  Her place was a one bedroom apartment with a dozen birds flying around out of their cages.  Covered in bird shit.  While he was banging her one of the birds was perched on her head.  Hilarity ensued as she never stopped talking complete lunatic new age non-sense and was complaining about her psyche meds.  Why the guy saw it through is a testament to the power of the little head over the big brain.  I may be a bit off on some of the details, but that was the gist of it.

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