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I don't know if it's quite that simple, but that's the gist of it.
crazyshit 311 reads
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Writing a review here is like writing a restaurant review on Yelp.

TheHoundOfCullin2112 reads

I went to a deli...

Had a turkey sandwich. It was good, but it had too much mustard. Ask for less mustard.

Had a turkey sandwich. It was gross, had too much mustard. Never eat there again.

Forgive me for using such a nasty metaphor...
I think it may sink into some of the hard heads around here.

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HoneyDooDoo440 reads

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
I went to a deli...
Had a turkey sandwich. It was good, but it had too much mustard. Ask for less mustard.
Had a turkey sandwich. It was gross, had too much mustard. Never eat there again.

Forgive me for using such a nasty metaphor...
What do you say when the girl looks like she ate the whole deli


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London Rayne242 reads

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin


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TheHoundOfCullin344 reads

It is a metaphor.
A poem? Sort of.
Whatcha got?

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TheHoundOfCullin289 reads

What the fuck is that!!!!!!!!

You win......
Done with the dick turkey.
Blaugh.

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bluepillman279 reads

When one of us sobers up, you're going to have to explain this post to me. lol

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TheHoundOfCullin292 reads

Is to do the hokey pokey, and you turn yourself around...
That is when you shove the hot turkey up your ass. :)
Then you use the mustard to cool it off.

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TheHoundOfCullin273 reads

No one actually answered the riddle.
Yes. I used a metaphor to turn a girl into a sandwich.
You saw it as mustard, or mayonnaise.
I was referring to the meat, and the bread.

I know I speak in tongs.
Sorry.. It is my only way.

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no_email258 reads

Then you could ask for mustard, and aply what you perceive as the proper amount of mustard to your sandwich.

Personaly I like a small amout of deli mustard aplied to only the top slice of bread. Although I usually order a wrap instead of bread, tortilla wraps have less carbohydrates than bread.

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SinCitySinner274 reads

You fuckin' drunks :D

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RUSchittingMe259 reads

TurDuckEn.  Hold the mayo.

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bluepillman260 reads

9 Bud lites into thsi thred itz al makin moore cents two meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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BizzaroSuperdude295 reads

I won't order turkey at a deli - just too many other meets to try  Here I go to the deli and order the cornbeef on rye - and in that instance, you can NEVER have too much mustard.... Oh, my dear, you've dripped something on your chin, let me help you get it off.

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crazyshit312 reads

Writing a review here is like writing a restaurant review on Yelp.

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TheHoundOfCullin262 reads

I was pretty fucked up last night...
S:(rry.  :D

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