So I was talking to an old childhood friend today and we were reminiscing (check out the song Reminiscing by Little River Band - great song!).
Anyway, he brought up one of my ex-girlfriends and we had a long laugh about that *See You In T*
And I thought GFE is really a fucking stupid term. HOW MANY OF YOUR OLD GIRLFRIENDS DO YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE AGAIN?
Let me give you an example: I once had a girlfriend that I spent $100 on at dinner then about another $75 for an Off-Broadway play. Then listen to what this biaatch said as I dropped her off at her apartment.
"I would invite you up but I have a yeast infection"
I must admit that's a good one. So I dropped that B to the curb. She later called me up crying but Ridgetucky don't play that shit *Bee Itch*
If I want yeast (which I don't) I will buy it at the grocery store for like a dollar.
So here is another one. This girlfriend not as bad but still kind of a crazy ass woman (could never tell when she was lying or telling the truth - but over time she learned how 2 give a real good BJ - so that's all that matters right?
Ya feel me!!! Nothing like training a gal to give a good bj fellas.
Right after I graduated college - like 2 days after - My girlfriend of 3 years says very casually (like real fucking casual because she had just finished her 1st year of law school)
"I mean we are no longer a couple" boom just like that the CU-- dropped a bomb as I was ridin hi.
I ran off to grad. school - Borrowed 2 much $$$ - which took me years to pay off!!!!
Should have sent her ass the bill - huh?
So let's recap shall we: ex-girlfriends are bad and GFE is a stupid term. Now off you go.
Ridgetucky Out
RT Says: Gals listen up!!! The way to get a man is the way my wife got me. Met at a bar, had a couple of drinks, went to another bar to meet some of her friends for more drinks. Went back to her apt. she had with 3 roommates. Feel asleep (no sex). Woke up the next day to her making me breakfast in bed. Later went to a movie came back fucked our brains out. 4 years later got married. See gals the way to do it is to please the man. Um OK.
"What have you done for me LATELY"
If you project the attitude you are projecting on this post, I understand how Ex-Girfriends are bad news for you. It may be the case for you but not for me.
I still friends with most of them. We have great laughs about the stupid things we once did.
Two sides of coin. Generalizations based on once experience may not be always true.
your exGFs are quadrupeds or are all named Rosy Palm.
I only had eight girl friends, including the last one whom I married.
Of those eight, two were awful in bed, four were just OK, and two were exceptional. I'd take either or those two again any day.
How exceptional?
One of them, on our first date, said they couldn't have sex on account of them not being on the pill at that time; so would anal (bareback! pre-AIDS era) be OK? (In about a month, the pill kicked in and we really went to town.)
The other gal was nearly insatiable, and knew every position and every technique there was. She eventually became a hooker, in fact.
And here's the kicker: They were both totally sane! I was the insane one for letting them get away.
I will be sure and NOT do what you suggested. If I wanted a guy who was going to run around on me with hookers, I would just marry my next John. Seems simple enough.
Which is why it's best to read a lady's website text and blog if she has one in order to determine if she's providing the kind of experience you're looking for rather than jargon like "GFE". 
