How about the perfect woman.

Ladies can keep their vibrators, men can now have their lifelike companion from Sweden.

The texture of the skin is similar to 99.8% OF HUMAN SKIN.

It will last two years if used constantly and consistently everyday.

100 sensors spread around the body with 30 sensors on the private parts. Each sensor makes her move in a specific way, up to 20 positions.

On penetration she emits a light gentle sound and recognizes up to 16 commands that are extremely personal.

When there is any type of pulsation sensed
in her private parts she emits light moans of stimulation.

Above all, she gets wet with a slight touch over any of the sensors.

She has three entries (vaginal , anal, and oral)

Great for Birthdays and Fathers Day !

Just think, everything a woman could ask for in a man....minus the MOUTH!!!

http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewmalegallery&gallery=charlie

and I've got a song for this girl also!

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

(Wow, this one was just tooooooo easy)

have me!!!!!!  The one, the only BizzaroSuperdude.... I mean what more could a gal want!????

hee hee....

Differences between the hobbists and these dudes are there, but perhaps more subtle than would be imagined.

Interaction between these men and their dolls are somewhat only the fabrication of their mind and the physical limitations of the materials used to construct the dolls.  Interaction between the hobbiest and their "dolls" are far more open.  While we have expectations as to the behavior of a provider, each provider places her own unique spin on how a session should proceed within the boundaries of defined and expected bahabiour.  For instance, GFE, will mean a lot of things, but how that is interpreted by the hobbiest, and how it is executed by the provider will vary greatly from person coupling to person coupling.  With the "doll" it is always only on person having input.

Second, there is the opportunity for variety which these guys and their "dolls" can have, but in a limited format.  Whether I see someone local, or I fly across the country to see someone I've never seen - BUT have become intrigued by my social interaction with on the board, provides a more satisfying exchange that I could imagine having with a "doll."

Third, expectations for the future.  OK, OK, I am a romantic at heart.  I fully expect that women (escorts) will fall madly in love with me, carry me off (they are all really billionairesses looking for moi on the escort scene) and we shall live happily ever after... yea... I know kinda corny...

but here is the thought on that, that is my fantasy.  As to a lady's ability to deliver that fantasy to me!  Several have!  and in very meaningful manners... As to what happens when that really might occur?  I run!  fear of committment - even in my civie life... same is true.  sadly, that is what happens.... but still I seek out real companionship - Even rejection is now more satisfying to me that interaction with inantimate objects.  

yea, this video is a real creeper.

There is a very interesting movie written around this very subject.  It is part comedy, part commentary on our social condition, part story about personal awakening.  Either way, I thought it was one of the best movies I have seen in a while.  Very well written and acted.

Check it out if you have some free time.

Concerning using one of these things, with my luck, I would manage to trigger either the giggle response or a wide yawn.