when a gal was over visiting at my house, and I helped her carry her things in.

who was a great kisser, immaculate in every way, perfect boobs/ass/pussy.........but as she orgasmed, she hummed in the most irritating way.  Visited her countless times until it got to the point where I was more than conscious of her humming and just could not stand it anymore.  Would still be seeing her to this day........if not for her irritating humming.

What is this with "all of us have quirks". How do you know? What is quirk anyway? What you consider a quirk may not be a quirk for another!!

I haven't met many ladies, but the woman I am thinking about ate every one of her sides first then she ate her main course. It was interesting to say the least.

also had a provider who...........laughed...........a lot..........when she orgasmed..............found that distracting as well.  Pretty strange eh?

except of course when my dick was in her mouth....and I mean just constant chatter....only time I ever said "time to go".
 

She was a Russian who had a very thick accent..
When we fucked she kept saying SHIT! SHIT!  
I mean with every damn stroke! It really fucking threw me off!
I went slow. Shit...... Shit.......Shit......
I went fast? Shitshitshitshitshit!!
I went rabbit speed to try and shut her up?
Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!
I couldn't cum
I had to ask her to please shut the fuck up. She didn't like that, and dumped me.
Meh. Turns out she was married anyway.

If so let's talk, lol. I've always wanted to try a pair on.

being told that we all have a quirk could qualify as a quirk.

Maybe if mrfisher had asked her to strut her stripper self atop his table it would no longer be a table and become a stripper-stage and she would have been okay with the contact.  

Exactly who the superstitious stripper who started this was, remains unknown.   But I heard it more than a few times in my stripping days and too many ladies believed in it.

A few cockroaches and silverfish perhaps, but definitely no cooties.

And you also have much prettier feet than she did, those her's weren't bad at all

Now my furniture is being given  away.

made an appointment with an intriguing looking girl in Vegas. She showed up at the door and after coming in, the first thing she told me was that she didn't allow anyone to 'lick her face'. About that time I also recognized her as being someone I'd seen a couple of years before (under a different name) and had had a pretty good time (and I had never licked her face). I guess I just now have one of those faces that says 'I want to lick yours'.

about having to replace the table.

That sounds horrible! Reminds me of a guy who when every time he gave oral would make this irritating "mmmm, yumm, mmmm" sound like he was eating cookies. I called him "cookie monster".

Not too long ago , I had a client who enjoyed wearing women's lingerie. He was not gay or transsexual. He just enjoyed wearing women's clothing.