Sorry for the low resolution guys but this is hysterical even our wet blankets could appreciate it.  

"Is the red a bad color"  

"No I think Red is a great color calls attention"  

"I'm into butt plugs, teabagging, and dildo torture but the kettle corn ppl in the farmers market are NOT!" omg that is comedy gold.  

I would love to say that someone lol see the expression on their face.  

I bet you I've seen one of those "kettle corn people" you know the ones that talk all these bad things and how I'm going to hell but they turn around and do it.

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She just found out one of her tricks went on a wild, hooker spending rampage through NYC the likes of which we have never seen, and he is now skid row broke on account of it.

If that doesn't tug at your heart strings, you have no heart

I think the boards are saturated with that already. Why not bring some humor into. I'm high off life my friend.

No can't say I'm upset about  it to be  honest. I'm not one of those anyone could tell you I serve my clients to other providers on a silver platter. Way before I got into this game I would find girls for the man I LOVED. So there isn't any jealousy. Lucky provider who enjoyed herself and provided for him as well. Live and let live. At the end of the day it's just mother fucking money who cares, it's money it's sex why complicate life.  

Retirement is right around the corner, can't wait to be honest not because of the clients but because of the lifestyle and the shaddy ppl you meet. It's disgusting, really.

I'm not making fun of you; I REALLY WISH I was there too. If you could see where I am now, you'd laugh your ass off.
 

Seems the eternal now is later and later every day.

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