And some of the guys wonder why the ladies charge so much. I fondly remember a hooker friend of mine telling me a guy she saw wanted a discount and she apparently stepped back, gave him a visual once over and then said, "would you fuck the likes of you for a discount?".  

I never referenced gay in my OP and I never expressed an opinion one way or another. I simply posed a question if the tables were turned. Nothing more, nothing less.

she sounds a lot like many of my hooker friends.

and after attending my share of M&G's I know there has to be a point where even the most financially strapped lady would still have to say "no fucking way!!!"

I do own a mirror and I am painfully aware that I will never be on the cover of GQ, but I have noticed on more than one occasion a look of "relief" by the lady who just opened the door to meet me for the first time. I guess when there is always the chance that Jabba the Hut could be on the other side of the door, ordinary can look pretty good.

Bring it on.  
Can't wait to find a woman to plug me with a strap on.

What's clear is you didn't look just a bit further down the page before posting this, lol!

Have had it done several times. Its something I can do or not but when the lady has so much passion that she put into its great. And the time after she stops gets really heated up. The only problem is finding a lady who truly enjoys it.

There was nothing about whether a guy would be so eager to spread his butt cheeks if he were peddling dick for a living.