Each of these was cut and pasted from reviews in NYC. All the same guy, but each is a different girl. The las two are the most "interesting" to me.

It takes all kinds I suppose....LOL
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“She is doing this so she can selfishley reach a climax which is just how I like it. Then afterwards we just lyed there talking vs. speed dressing and spliting which can always make the event feel cheap and leave one feeling used and even ashamed . It happens to every hobbyist. That ,many providers will never understand or sensitive enough to even care. But Veronica does because she is a class act and I would have no problem introducing her proudly to friends or family.”

“I couldn't get enough of her and she was so normal and wholesome and smart and real . I could never see her again this way . We e-mailed each other aferwards. Me with my proposals of a relationship dinner anything that wasn't tied to paying for it. She was gracious enough to not ignore me and always wrote back. But I knew I wasn't being realistic and she kept me at bay with very practical excuses of full time school and little time for anything else. I know she will be successful and this escorting is just a tempoary means to support her self and pay for school. Some lucky fuck will marry her one day - I would do it in a flash.”

“The first time I met Nicole I was blown away by her natural beauty. This is one fine looking girl with or without makeup. We started talking because we had a lot in common professionally. She wants to be what I have been doing for years . A designer. We talked and talked (probably because she didn't look ,act, or behave in anyway like an escort. So we kept talking way past the hour and it just wasn't fair to then start fucking 2 hours into her arrival so I paid her and she left. Maybe one of the dumbest things I've ever done.”

"“I just came out and said take your clothes off but slowly and stop when I say stop and continue when I ask you to. She took off her top and there were these little breasts that were not even fully developed yet. Great to touch. Then she peeled off those skin tight jeans that only teens can get into. there she was in those regular cotten panties. Nothing slick like Victoria Secret . She didn't need it . That little flat belly, that belly button , that soft mound of Venus . I just wanted to fondle it. I asked her to turn around and there was that little fresh ass and all I wanted to do was savor it for awhile. Touch it. Slip my hand under it to feel the firm ass in the flesh. It made me dizzy with lust. I swear I could have easily have fainted I was so excited. And she just stood there - no response , no phony groaning . Just standing there like an object of lust she knew she was. No embellishment was neccesary on her part . She knew there was nothing she needed to provide other than her young petite fresh flesh. She kind of wrapped herself around me and grabed my dick and had to take control of this because I could have exploded in my jeans. I had to maintain my composure or I would waste something that needed to be consumed slowly. Like a great fillet mignon, buttery soft delicious. Her pussy was tight. I just wanted to fuck her in every position my instinct would find. This was strictly animal fucking. No politics of behavior . No thinking of performance. No thinking at all . Just animal lust taking what I wanted where I wanted , how long I wanted. I spread open her arms and licked and sucked her armpits like I was eating her pussy. I don't think she ever had that done and she couldn't help but notice and respond in her own passive way. She made me so horny I couldn't care less if she was enjoying this or not. Her body belonged to me whether she was there with me in the moment or back in N.J. . It didn't matter to me. When I came I think she was lying on her side with one leg over my shoulder then placed over the other shoulder . Then I took that leg in both my hands by the ankie and raised her leg as high as I could so I could penetrate her in a very thorough and satisfying way. I held her that way and fucked her to a frenzy sweating like a pig until I came . The pleasure was so strong and complete that if it were the last thing I did i this life it would have been a glorious death. She was still passive, probably thinking of getting a slice of pizza before heading back to Jersey. Who knows . Who cared. I just had the fuck of my life.”

Who is that legal Lolita at the end? Am I wrong to ask?

I'll even bring the pizza if it makes her happy.  

thirsty

Two sad reviews from the Twin Cities almost made me want to cry, when I stopped laughing:

Review of Kasha:
"Kasha and friend showed up at my location, got naked, and then stated they didn't have covers. We went to get some at all night store. They dashed off leaving me stranded miles from my location with my money. It was 34 degrees out and raining. I had to walk back to my location for 4 miles. I got very cold and wet, look out gents this one is cold.
... I was so worked up by her appearance and great tits that I jacked off when I got back to my location to warm up and relieve my stress at having been RIPPED OFF! She is heartless."  

Review of Tiffany:
"She told me in no uncertain terms that A she would not preform sex with me. B it would cost me $300.00 to get serviced.
I like an idiot agreed and got my clothes off. She gave me a massage with her top off. I played with her breasts but couldn't suck on them cause she was concerned about germs! I got to massage her for a while and then I was allowed to do mutual masturbation with her on the bed (She did herself, and I did me!) How lame! Well needless to say I finished myself off and then got the hell out of there. what a joke! I do not recommend using her or her agency whatsoever at all! Unless you are into what I just decribed above, trooper takes another one for the team and is out some more $$$$$. damm."

There will be more.

Like I said lostslong I was stupid at the time, and it also helps
to have a computer and access to the reviews such as TER.
at the time that these rip offs happened I did not have either.
so now here I am with access to both and of course the sad
reviews have stopped, and thanks for the almost bought to tears.
at the time I was close to tears because I was so very angry
that these so called providers pulled these scams on me, boy
did I take it for the team or what! but needless to say the
reviews are there so that any other hobbiest can be forwarned
of the dangers that lurk at every phoney site, thanks for
noticing and stay safe and play safe! Trooper

Is this a new trend, posting pieces of reviews for our enjoyment? Or has this been going on? It sounds hilariously dangerous. Someone has to write this book. Lost Schlong, you want the burden or should I? You've probably already got a draft on your editor's desk. BTW, I need an editor.

I've noticed that folks have sometimes posted "Review Highlights" on the LA board, but this is the first time I've seen it here. As we don't have the time to read every review, particularly in away cities, it's nice to have these gems brought to our attention.

Thanks for the enjoyment

My reviews will always be as literary as I can make them.  That is me.  But they will always be in the third person.

I can see it now... "...It was a dark and stormy night when I last got laid. A shot rang out! Well, actually, it would have been more than one, but this provider charged on a per-shot basis..."

-- Modified on 7/1/2002 12:56:41 PM