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TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 266 reads
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Sorry ladies. I am better than you at the quicky..
I don't need porn. Just a good memory.
My hand beats your mouth, just like I can never lick you like the faucet can.
Don't lie to me ladies.. I have insider information..
I know what the bathtub faucet can do.. :D

Jon Stewart mentioned this on his show last night. He said it was in the urban dictionary but it made me thinking of time wasted on this site. " to waste time online looking at porn and masturbating whilst (London's word) avoiding working on more important matters."

GaGambler289 reads

I do plead "No contest" to every thing else that you, and Jon of course, just said.

Posting on fuck boards is a really good way of avoiding shit that really matters. The trick  is to realize that none of this really matters, unless  of source you are a hooker who's livelihood depends on this.

Of course, this is in between my sessions with girls and even there my druthers tends towards the porn chix!  I will agree that none of this (or anything else for that matter) matters!  To paraphrase my old friend Marcus Aurelius, when one considers the enormity of time stretching before and after our fleeting glimmer of existence, how seriously can you take any of it

Sorry ladies. I am better than you at the quicky..
I don't need porn. Just a good memory.
My hand beats your mouth, just like I can never lick you like the faucet can.
Don't lie to me ladies.. I have insider information..
I know what the bathtub faucet can do.. :D

First you fktards steal my laugh, and now you are using the proper context regarding "while" vs. "whilst." I am in the fkin Twilight Zone. To answer your question, I rarely watch porn...about once a month, and right before my period starts. Always girl/girl.

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