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no_email 3 Reviews 675 reads
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... it's not documented in, increments of what, where, and when things took place.

 
That's why I don't like writing reviews.  

 

 
and there's no reason for you to be sorry, it doesn't suck.

TheHoundOfCullin1942 reads

Think back.... What were you doing? :D

I was at a party in Miami.
A really fancy place I didn't belong..
Infinity pool on the water.. The works..
I was out of my element, so I drank beer.. Lots of beer.

Somehow I met a girl...  
Lets just say we got properly modulated, and were looking for a place to fuck.
We found the laundry room which was on the second floor.
That was weird. I would always put a laundry room downstairs??

Anyway. My drunk ass barricades the door with the ironing board, and some chairs...
That'll do it! I thought..
Wrong..

We were into it when some dude kicked down the door!
I am not proud of this..

I jumped off of her, and tried to move her out of sight, but she was.. Too big. :(
So I jump into the closet.. Leaving her there. :(
Sorry ladies.. I just turned 21. What do you expect..

The guy saw her. Stopped, and said sorry, and tried to close the door.. (He broke it)
I come out of the closet, and am already looking for my clothes...

She tells me to get my dick back inside her now!
I'm blown away, and I finish right on the count down to the new year 2002..
Very cool memory..

Here is where it gets bad....
Inside that closet. I found this dress.
It was obviously very expensive....
I remembered it, and used it to clean my cum off of the girl, and me..
I felt bad.. It had all sorts of sequins, and fancy shit..
I was wasted! I'm sorry to whoever owned that dress. :

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TheHoundOfCullin516 reads

I still get shit for that with my friends down there.

C'mon Curly.. Where were you 2002?
It could be an interesting thread.. Dick :D

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no_email618 reads

I can't remember anything from 2002.

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TheHoundOfCullin628 reads

That sucks for you.. Sorry. :(

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no_email676 reads

... it's not documented in, increments of what, where, and when things took place.

 
That's why I don't like writing reviews.  

 

 
and there's no reason for you to be sorry, it doesn't suck.

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Blowing Chunks510 reads

Was at a friend's nye party with my ex doing shots after shots with people I just met.  Don't know them from Adam but suddenly they acted like they were my best friends simply cuz I'm friends with the host.  
I blew some serious chunks that night. Literally.  "All  you can eat" chicken wings I had that evening all came out in chunks, Dayum. :D

I can't drink like that anymore even if I wanted to.

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SinCitySinner439 reads

of not allowing drunks to post unless they are Gambler, Nicky, Hooktard et al

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Blowing Chunks468 reads

Does that mean I can't post anymore?   :D

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TheHoundOfCullin614 reads

Don't we all have the Drunken Asian at work?

I love them.. They get me Porn, and the real Viagra..
No counterfeit dick drugs from these guys.

Careful with the cigarettes though..
Might be sawdust in there...

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TheHoundOfCullin475 reads

Jesus forgives though. :D

I will forgive you first. Even though you are an asshole. :

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Dr Who revived665 reads

In alphabetical order please.  

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
of not allowing drunks to post unless they are Gambler, Nicky, Hooktard et al.  
   
 

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Dr Who revived703 reads

There are times his posts resemble Angel's diarrhea or Serafima's (aka bilibeliesdidneseid or whatever she's using now) fart bombs.

Does smoking medical marijuana count towards being drunk?  Or will that become a separate category?  What if it's not medical marijuana, but some shit that you can buy from some dude (or gals)  LOL

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SinCitySinner921 reads

Whatever this guys smokes.. I want to try... Shit... At least once... :D

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no_email669 reads

Keep it, all in the family.

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savannahblackdc675 reads

Hahahah get ready to feel old(ish): I wasn't even 10 yet in 2002. I'm guessing my NYE celebration probably involved some Welch's sparkling grape juice and singing along to the special NYE episode of Hannah Montana! ;)  

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
I still get shit for that with my friends down there.  
   
 C'mon Curly.. Where were you 2002?  
 It could be an interesting thread.. Dick :D

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SinCitySinner507 reads

without googling of course...lol....:D

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savannahblackdc612 reads

Woah, woah, woah... I'm young, not an idiot! Plus as a member of the tribe myself it would be sacrilege to have not loved Seinfeld. It's basically my goal in life to marry my generation's Larry David.  

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
without googling of course...lol....:D

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savannahblackdc593 reads

Not a chance. I'm telling you, Curly, I'm the best! Simply the best! ;)

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Tobi Telford664 reads

Related Link: Seinfeld

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inicky46526 reads

Hell, I barely know where I am now.

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RokkKrinn817 reads

..sadly.  It was just a couple of months after 9/11 after all, and there was still sufficient uneasiness amongst NYers about any public celebration being a possible terrorist target.  I remember Giuliani and Bloomberg doing the ball drop together.

The SO and I were at a private party with three other couples--nothing wild or libidinous--just some friends hanging out, playing cards, and hoping that the evening would be as uneventful as any NYE in New York ever is.  It all worked out..

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mrfisher593 reads

I suspect we chowed down on lobster and Asti Spumante at home while watching Dick Clark.

Yup, it was a real party.

I've seldom ever had a really great New Year's Eve.

The only one that I do recall as memorable was 1975.  I just started to go out with my first girl friend and we had a nice dinner out, then drove a long distance to her parent's house that night.  House rules were that we had to stay in separate rooms, but she came down to visit me for a quickie at dawn, so that made it quite naughty and delightful.  Nothing like forbidden sex, is there?



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