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You're not "trapped".  You signed up  for pussy-eating and will even pay for it.  Stop being such liar.  Lol

Hello from Boston!

Ladies:

1. How did you pick your hobby name?

2. Do many of you get anal bleaching and do you think it works?

Thanks

1.  Angelina  Jones,  my  "Stage  Name",  consists  of  my  "actual"  middle  name  "Angelina".
The  surname  of  my  "Stage  Name"  was  already  spoken-for...."Jolie",  thus  I  chose  "Jones".

2.  0uch!   No  need  because  I  don't  allow  visits  to  "The Islands".
If  one  needs  to  bleach  one's  area,  then  have  at  it!    
I've  not  studied  the  procedure  nor  the  outcome  to  know  if  it  actually  works.
How  silly  that  "intimate  bleaching"  is  an  actual  aesthetic  though!?

Posted By: 1angelinajones
Re: Angelina  Jones
   
 2.  0uch!   No  need  because  I  don't  allow  visits  to  "The Islands".  
 If  one  needs  to  bleach  one's  area,  then  have  at  it!    
 I've  not  studied  the  procedure  nor  the  outcome  to  know  if  it  actually  works.  
 How  silly  that  "intimate  bleaching"  is  an  actual  aesthetic  though!?
LOLOLOL! "The Islands"! I love it!

As in "the Greek Isles?" Such a sheltered lad. LOL. The Urban Dictionary is your friend...
TOP DEFINITION
Greek Islands
Hooker speak for anal sex. A must when banging a hooker.

AKA  
Greek  
The Islands
Me on the phone at work "...I definitely want a trip to the Greek islands."

Boss (who over heard) "Taking a trip to the Greek islands huh?"

Me "Um. Yeah. The Greek islands"

Boss "Gotcha. You are just nailing a hooker in the ass tonight. Good. See you on Monday."

Boss "Let me get that number by the way."

Another scenario:  
A co-worker hears  you.  
They call you from HR
HR: you know why you're here?  
me: No
HR: a female co-worker heard you saying something very offensive on company's time and company's phone.  
therefore you are fired.  
me: OK bye.  

One thing about having unimportant jobs, cheap phones, old cars is that whatever happens to you or whatever you own or have, you don't lose much when something happens.

Posted By: inicky46
Re: Really? You've never heard of "the islands?"
As in "the Greek Isles?" Such a sheltered lad. LOL. The Urban Dictionary is your friend...  
 TOP DEFINITION  
 Greek Islands  
 Hooker speak for anal sex. A must when banging a hooker.  
   
 AKA  
 Greek  
 The Islands  
 Me on the phone at work "...I definitely want a trip to the Greek islands."  
   
 Boss (who over heard) "Taking a trip to the Greek islands huh?"  
   
 Me "Um. Yeah. The Greek islands"  
   
 Boss "Gotcha. You are just nailing a hooker in the ass tonight. Good. See you on Monday."  
   
 Boss "Let me get that number by the way."
 
Now I know.

1) Debra is the name of a character in one of my favorite books and Hollander is partially because my father is from the Netherlands (ie, a Hollander) and also as an homage to Xaviera Hollander.  

2) I have personally only known one provider who had it done, and she said she was pressured into doing it back when she still did porn.  
I remember when it first became a "thing" there were supposedly some pretty bad side effects.   I would never consider it, even if I still offered Greek, which I do not.

iHeartMouthHugs132 reads

Damn, you only asked for ladies to respond... Well, I suppose I could self-identify today as a lesbian as I do like the ladies.

"I'm a lesbian. Trapped in a man's body."

You're not "trapped".  You signed up  for pussy-eating and will even pay for it.  Stop being such liar.  Lol

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