1. Angelina Jones, my "Stage Name", consists of my "actual" middle name "Angelina". The surname of my "Stage Name" was already spoken-for...."Jolie", thus I chose "Jones".
2. 0uch! No need because I don't allow visits to "The Islands". If one needs to bleach one's area, then have at it! I've not studied the procedure nor the outcome to know if it actually works. How silly that "intimate bleaching" is an actual aesthetic though!?
2. 0uch! No need because I don't allow visits to "The Islands". If one needs to bleach one's area, then have at it! I've not studied the procedure nor the outcome to know if it actually works. How silly that "intimate bleaching" is an actual aesthetic though!?
As in "the Greek Isles?" Such a sheltered lad. LOL. The Urban Dictionary is your friend... TOP DEFINITION Greek Islands Hooker speak for anal sex. A must when banging a hooker.
AKA Greek The Islands Me on the phone at work "...I definitely want a trip to the Greek islands."
Boss (who over heard) "Taking a trip to the Greek islands huh?"
Me "Um. Yeah. The Greek islands"
Boss "Gotcha. You are just nailing a hooker in the ass tonight. Good. See you on Monday."
Another scenario: A co-worker hears you. They call you from HR HR: you know why you're here? me: No HR: a female co-worker heard you saying something very offensive on company's time and company's phone. therefore you are fired. me: OK bye.
One thing about having unimportant jobs, cheap phones, old cars is that whatever happens to you or whatever you own or have, you don't lose much when something happens.
Re: Really? You've never heard of "the islands?" As in "the Greek Isles?" Such a sheltered lad. LOL. The Urban Dictionary is your friend... TOP DEFINITION Greek Islands Hooker speak for anal sex. A must when banging a hooker.
AKA Greek The Islands Me on the phone at work "...I definitely want a trip to the Greek islands."
Boss (who over heard) "Taking a trip to the Greek islands huh?"
Me "Um. Yeah. The Greek islands"
Boss "Gotcha. You are just nailing a hooker in the ass tonight. Good. See you on Monday."
1) Debra is the name of a character in one of my favorite books and Hollander is partially because my father is from the Netherlands (ie, a Hollander) and also as an homage to Xaviera Hollander.
2) I have personally only known one provider who had it done, and she said she was pressured into doing it back when she still did porn. I remember when it first became a "thing" there were supposedly some pretty bad side effects. I would never consider it, even if I still offered Greek, which I do not.
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