So last night I turn on the hockey game between the New York Rangers and the Columbus Blue Jackets.  At the top of the screen is that little graphic, which all sports fans are familiar with, that displays the score of the game.  It says, "NYR 0  CBJ 1."  My mind automatically jumps to "covered blow job."  Once I realize what my demented sex-addled brain had done, I burst out laughing.  Of course, wifey wants to know what I find so funny, so I make up some lame story about remembering an old joke.

Cim,  cif,  and MFM.  

The Lazy Dog Inn Bed & Breakfast.  Had me laughing and telling my wife we should stop there for the night.  She didn't get the reference and was like "What?  We're going to Vermont why would we stay here?"  I mumbled something about how quaint it was then shut up and kept driving.  We had friends that lived nearby so when she persisted I made an excuse about stopping over to say hi to them too.

Photo Shop Elements.  Of course every time I see that icon I think of the other.

they showed a graphic titled: The Ultimate Deep Threat

On Angies List*, she claims to find the best Providers for you

I told them that's what TER is for.

Jehovah Witness couple. We met at at restaurant and they had an attractive lady with them. They introduced her as their escort. I thought this is going to be one fuckin memorable night, so I said "Meet Sweet Melissa, my escort and let's get this party started!" I found out rather quickly we were talking two different types of escorts. lol

Somebody PLEASE tell me why they call it Russian! Drives me crazy!

I have occasionally typed my TER ID# instead of my employee number.

they use GFE for Good Faith Estimate. So when I bought my first place about 4-5 yrs ago, the realtor kept talking about GFE. And after repeated use of it, I just couldn't hold off breaking into laughter. He asked me what was funny with a smirk on his face. I think he was a John too..

The least he could do for all that money is suck someone's dick, he sure can't hit a fucking baseball.

they gave him that kind of contract