I am sure I am not the only one to receive such e-mails, but I guess part of me wonders about the motivation behind them.

The first type of e-mails I get are from those trying to save me from my sins. They invite me to discover God and find a new path. If they only new how many often people call for God in my presence.

Second, I get e-mails from guys saying how terrible I am and how they would never pay for sex (not sure why they are roaming escort ads). Seems more like gentlemen I turned away who are now claiming sour grapes.

Next, are the modeling agents. Looking for girl for "sexy photos and videos." I have a feeling these are real people looking for models, but probably misrepresenting the nature of the work.

I love the guys saying I could join their teams of girls and makes 3 times more money than I am making now. How they handle all the front end. All I need to do is show up. No Thanks! I am Independent for a reason.

Finally are the messages from guys who tell me they want to date/marry me. How I would never have to worry about money every again. I guess this would work if I was looking for a knight to come and rescue me. Again - No thanks.

So gentleman when you are sending a lady e-mails remember all the BS we deal with. Make your e-mail straightforward, brief, and your screening info complete. It really makes a difference.

Kisses,
Vanica Love

I can only imagine those emails. yeesh.
In the spirit of things, I thought I try a mash up of the examples you listed..

Dear Vanica,
Even though you are terrible and I would never think of paying for sex with you, I have recently discovered God and invite you to join me in finding a new path. That path would include not only posing for sexy photos and videos, but also joining my team of girls that do indeed make over 3 times the money you are making now. Of course, money would not be an issue as I do intend to propose marriage so you will never have to worry about money again.  So how bout it? Will you marry me?

I am a legend.  I've actually had the pleasure of the company of select ladies of the profession.  I can honestly say, I would say that NONE of them need me to save them, marry them, rescue them, represent them or otherwise "make their lives better."  None.

What they do want from me is for me to treat them with respect, act as if I want to be around them, and follow their rules (including paying for their time).  They do not wish to engage in games or the silliness that is so often found in non-commercial male-female relationships.... that is what the hobby is all about.  Do they develop feelings for me, or do I develop feelings for them?  You bet cha.... but it is always tempered by the envelop please.  and that is not bad.  

When I meet a gal in the sex biz, I offer that I am a naughty boy.... and I am looking for a naughty lady... nothing more, and certainly nothing less.  

yea....  BS?  well, deal with BS only if it is followed by the "D" as in BizzaroSuperdude, accept no substitute and nothing less.

Sonuvabitch! Here I was trying to be all cool, looking for a lady that wanted to get out of the biz.

A lady that knows how to fuck, but is tired of the 'game'.

Someone that'll fuck the taste out of my mouth when and where I want to, and not say shit about it.

Fuck. I am sooo mistaken. I think I should look for the future ex-Mrs.MP67 somewhere else...

Yeah, right!

that you love them doesn't go over well. GOTCHA!  I know from my younger years in strip clubs that didn't work back then either

I feel pretty sure I had a guy take a jab at my size and how I charge and he's from TER because he was trying to get this this and that for a certain amount of money and pretty much accused me of upselling lol I don't upsell. He like more than a few guys lately don't read my services and rates correctly and his last few emails to me felt borderline hostile with a slight undertone of being insulting. I just remember reading his last few emails like wow does he sound mad (I mean that sarcastically lol).

I've gotten plenty of emails asking out on a date date like free date or could they date me = free time and free sex possibly, or they'd take care of me and when I say at minimum I make xyz a week can you afford that then I get a lot of BS. I get photographers emailing me a lot, guy acting like they want an appt only to get to the nitty gritty they want to put me in a video. On my site it says I don't do video but they offer me a certain amount anyways and ask me to do one which pisses me off even more because I didn't make my site up as a joke so you can't ask me again what I said i WON'T do. The "managers" emailing me are my fave.