I recall seeing this happen a couple of years ago as well.  Didn't really pan out too well then either.

Regarding the placement of your cum, I suspect a few/some/most would say "open mouth...insert dick"... But, you do have your fans, your cheerleaders and your own white knights... like Jack_Inhoff, for one.

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You provide a nice balance that this board desperately needs.  Without the presence of you and gambler, this board would well be on the way to becoming white knight/mangina central.  Through your instruction and help, I've been able to exorcise the white knight/mangina demons inside me....although the mangina inside me still wants to make several appearances.  You also provide a nice reality check for the Johns who are tempted to think that these hookers might be interested in being their girlfiends.  

I've fallen
Does she love me?
Why does she need my full name?

Do girls really offer bbfs?

Posted By: ChgoCPA

I've fallen  
 Does she love me?  
 Why does she need my full name?  
   
 I prefer to get Maury back on the boards.  Sometimes it's just fun watching folks battle it out and accomplish nothing.  And then we get to do it all over again tomorrow    
   
 I sure hope that TER allows some of the posters to point out the obvious ad threads (on the GD board).  Same gals...over and over.  
   
 As well there's always new folks posting who really don't know the way the game is played.  To only allow the gals to post up their "no negotiating" and "we love...and expect gifts" posts to go unchallenged....it diminishes the value of this site.  But that's just my opinion...we shall see how all of this morphs once again.

How about a preview?

On private boards?

Wendy's vs TMobile babe?

I will charitably donate to a hot young girl $1,200 a month for 8 hrs of her time so once a week for 2 hrs. I will make things really easy on her as we do not have to be seen in public and can meet up in shady hotels. We do not have to say a word to each other just bang it out and leave without me knowing anything about her or she about me so as not to complicate things.

...no matter how soft and mangina-esque this board becomes, it will ALWAYS be 100 times more grounded in reality than the NB.

Just to keep this on topic: if you're paying that, are you getting BBFS, too?  

He must be seeing some real skanks...$300 for 2 hour sessions. And yes, I'm sure he IS getting BBFS and anal.

Just need a little patience, a saleman's knowledge of the large numbers theory and some good negotiating skills.

pussy! I refuse to negotiate for that. These beautiful young ladies who are willing to provide me with a service I couldn't get in RL deserve every penny they ask for. From my personal experience in the hooker world, $1,200 is a couple days work. A salesman's knowledge & negotiating skills are best served on a used car lot.

I'm not knocking you or saying you're BS'ing. It's just that I've paid the last couple of providers $1200 to $1300 for three hours each. I don't think these ladies could be negotiated with, but I could be wrong.

You know the ones where you give a report on all the things that happened on the board for the week.

That shit was funny to me.

Look they want to give you the appearance they cant be negotiated. Why do you think many put it on their websites and ads? If they REALLY didn't negotiate, there wouldn't be any need to put it on line would it? They would just "delete" your email, right?

Nobody's as tough as you and your fraternity of dangerous posters...

How is CPA or any of his "fraternity" dangerous?

In my last post I was trying to be funny using the comparison. You guys didn't deserve that. He's the guy that fucks it up for all of us. No wonder the girls are so bitter, having to deal with assholes all day, all the while trying to be sexy.

Let alone 8 hours for 1200!

Oh yes....posters are really tough guys  LOL

I think CPA only did that once or twice. DC is the master at those threads! eom

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Sucks to be you I guess? My girls? Happy as a clam with tons of cash and they all want me back.  

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You keep negotiating with those skanks living in dumpsters & I'll keep driving those Cadillacs! Life is good! Some do have the good fortune of not having to negotiate.

I suppose whatever you pay is a bargain to you. OTOH some of us don't believe that spending a few hours with us is as much as hardship as spending it with the likes of you.

Lets make a deal, you pay women what makes you happy, and the rest of us will pay them what makes us happy. When women stop answering my phone calls or returning my emails I will concede that I am doing something wrong, until then please fuck off, but just remember I did ask nicely, I even said please. lol

Come to think of it, I never knew you were such a mangina. I would expect a post like this from the likes of TurdBoy or LabRat, but I never realized, or at least I never remembered you were such a spineless suck up who pays MSRP without so much as even a feeble attempt to get some value for your money. Oh well, you learn something every day.

but haven't got laid by beautiful young ladies in there 20's for years. That's why I'm here. Well, not here on this board, but on TER. lol I'm on this board for the free entertainment. I can't pass up a bargain! I can be an asshole, but when it comes to these beautiful young ladies, I'm a mangina all the way. MSRP baby...& you would not believe the extras you get for free! Oh & BTW, I appreciate your kindness.

but you are right, none of them ever did it any better than DC.

As for Cadillacs...you know what's the difference between a Cadillac and a porcupine?  

Not according to Heather lol

Posted By: JackDunphy

Sucks to be you I guess? My girls? Happy as a clam with tons of cash and they all want me back.  
   
 Don't knock something you know NOTHING about or are too chicken shit to try.  
   
 But in the meantime, keep paying those new car prices and make sure you pony up every penny of that MSRP!

And it's always funny that at least one person will be naive enough to take the post seriously.

I'm behind the times.

Should I shave my balls? Will they let me cum on their tits? Why do the black girls I want to see have a no white guys policy?

Just how long do you have to keep that ruler up against your non flaccid penis to differentiate between 5/8's of an inch and a 1/2 inch?

Because of board posts.  
What they mean is your TER username is on a DNS list. I'm sure when you are setting up dates you say,  "Hi this is JackDumphy!" LOL.

How dare I post?  You're a cartoon, so I thought it best I be a cartoon too...I hate to be the one to tell you, but (whispers) you're not really the keystone kid.

True. The begging/haggling could be offset to others...IOW, pick up the slack. It's not uncommon for this to happen.
But with experiemce comes knowledge (as well as the BL reports to inform others) and the use of the spam folder...works quite well. Never gota hear a peep from em again...bam

And you can substitute Lamborghini, Maserati & Ferrari for Cadillac.
It was first written about in "The Book of Poorman" ! lol

Posted By: JackDunphy

As for Cadillacs...you know what's the difference between a Cadillac and a porcupine?  
   
 All the little pricks on a porcupine are on the outside!  
   
   
 

Especially on the longer gigs. I don't have the "i don't negotiate" on my site, no need as you said.  
I am one of those re-negotiating hooker types as  well if it ever comes up. The delivery is key as you said.  

But kk IS so constantly obsessed with aliases I couldn't help myself! :

Alias who cares? Don't get it either. He's pretty focused on it for sure.  

Topical humor and creation of a character. His alias use could also easily fall under several of the other "acceptable" reasons listed, including the last one.