GaG and Robbin, me and Tardlor, Las Vegas next April 1st.  Roddy will be the Bridesmaid.  Would you like to be the Ring Bearer?
Tardlor will be so pleased

I hear Anonymousfun is officiating, dressed as Elvis of course!
If CPA and SaturnSky would finally agree on a date it could be a triple wedding!

I just got an invitation for a gang bang....yep!...top 10 on TER..and my fat ass...thank god for the lil blue pill...cause they are gonna need it....who's your daddy?
Pk

I'm really a 18 y/o black homosexual. I work in one of Kathy Lees sweat shops making designer condoms for rich drag queens

My greatest desire is to have a shot at romance with the great and magnificent Rod(the man)Tidwell. Please tell me what I'm gonna have to do to make that fantasy cum true. If I can't have Rod, hard and fast, I swear I'll just kill myself

A fat girl and an old bag in Atlanta and I will savor each moment.

I expect instead of "I now declare you man and wife," he'll say, "Thankyouverymuch. Thankyouverymuch."
I am also hoping we can get hotplants to throw puffed rice.

My mission isn't tolerance of that which is vile. I'm only instructed to hope for "their" embetterment.

Good day to you Cara Mia(Gomez Adams)

I have a feeling Tardlor actually wants nothing to do with you.  She can't actually shit on you here because you're practically her only defender.  But you're also such a hopeless, gameless dolt even she must see it as plain as day.  If she's accurately described the kind of guy she wants to see, you're not remotely it.
Anyway, after my night of unbridled lust with her she'll be walking bowlegged and will probably be hiding in the closet herself.
I'll throw her a few grapes.  You, meanwhile, will be attending to your usual duties

Everyone needs to wear full body latex suits, and someone better check IDs

to be her personal assistant when she moves into my Desert Compound of Love

When you turn on the water in the kitchen sink, splash, you get a shower.  Got the SO and my kids with this today.  Hilarious every time.  April Fool!

I definitely like that one Pisses everyone off first thing in the morning lmfao that one never gets old !!!

I will be moving there part time next year for a few months, but to no Compound of Love I'm afraid. And who's ADJ?

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You are far too easy. Lol

disappoint, my time here to play on the boards is a bit halted for now as my high season is just kicking into gear. So unfortunately for 'you', 99.9% of my time will be dedicated to the gentlemen who are really here to buckle up and play. They always come first

Considering the height of the "Chlorophyll Technicians" out here,  it'll work.  However, she'll have to have the proper solar prophylactic..