Ladies...

I am offering FREE breast exams for the month of October!

You ladies knew about October being Breast Cancer Awareness month, right?

Oh, I need to add that you have to be either living and visiting my area.

(No, guys... I will NOT feel your boobies... I don't swing that way.)

Serpius

but, i think this one is gonna cause you some grief. ( maybe not )
Maybe you really are a Doc and are qualified to do something, that could determine life or death.
I know, it was a joke!! ( just sayin )

...not a doctor.

I am doing our fine ladies by offering a FREE service. Who knows... it can turn out to be fun for the both of us!!

Yes, my original post was intended to be a joke. Better than some of these recent posts (such as the Laura De Leon post) that have caused a few train wrecks. Geez...

Serpius

I have a wonderfully knowledgeable fellow provider who not only educates women on orgasms, but also does breast exams during doubles. But thanks for the offer!